Silly jokes for kids that will crack kids up

A funny collection of the best silly jokes for kids over 6 years and definitely family-friendly! these jokes are original and witty. And this leads in many situations to smiles or laughter among adults. These silly kids jokes document how the littlest ones assert themselves with the logic of their parents in a quick and positive way. we also have winter jokes, clean jokes, spring jokes and much more.

Silly jokes for kids

Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk, silly!

Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You’re looking sharp!

Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A Ba na..na..na..na..na!

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they arrrrr.

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look boo-tiful tonight!

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones!

Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!

Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles!

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated arrrrr!

Q: What’s the difference between Ms. and Mrs.?
A: Mr.

Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?
A: In their trunk!

Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me!

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!

Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To prism!

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silly jokes for kids

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it is Halloween!!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODYto go with!

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

Q: What is 8.65 x 41 +8.6/72 x 945?
A: A headache!

Q: How do you make one vanish?
A: Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her W!

Q: What do witches race on?
A: Vroom-sticks!

Q: What is the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!

Q: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
A: Broom-mates!

Q: What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q: What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A: One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Q: What’s a horse’s favourite sport?
A: Stable tennis!

Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn!

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!

Q: What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A: A cheetah!

Q: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
A: The banana split!

Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you!

Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: With a cow-culator!

Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!

Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because his feet stink!

Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs!

Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment!

Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen!

Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet!

Q: What do you call snake with no clothes on?
A: Ssss-naked!

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the mooooooovies!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try and try and try-ceratops!

Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G!

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails!

Q: How do locomotives hear?
A: Through the engineers!

Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?
A: Because each player raises a racquet!

Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner!

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: It held up a pair of pants!

Q: What did the light bulb say to its mother?
A: I wuv you watts and watts!

Q: How can you tell that a train just went by?
A: It left its tracks!

Q: Why didn’t the girl take the bus home?
A: Because her parents would make her take it back!

Q: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind!

Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today!

Q: Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs.
Bigger, and their son. Who was the biggest?
A: The son, because he was a little Bigger!

Q: What is worse than having one baby screaming?
A: Two babies screaming!

Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
A: To see how long he slept!

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon!

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time!

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