Girls and boys will giggle and gobble up these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids about goofy turkeys, silly pilgrims, and much more. This will bring lots of laughs and smiles to children’s faces. Humorous colorful illustrations accompany each Thanksgiving joke in this celebration of family, friends, and the Christmas holiday that brings them all together.
Thanksgiving jokes for kids
Q: Why did the turkey hunter shoot the turkey? A: He was in a fowl mood!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to come to America during the spring?
A: Because April showers bring May flowers!
Q: What smells so good at Thanksgiving? A: Your nose!
Q: What did the snowman eat for Thanksgiving?
A: An ice-burger!
Q: How do you stuff a turkey?
A: Buy him two large pizzas and some cheeseburgers!
Q: Why did the monster get a ticket on Thanksgiving?
A: Because he exceeded the feed limit!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to prove that he wasn’t chicken!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: They landed on their feet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed the entire family!
Q: What was the Pilgrim’s favorite dance? A: The Plymouth Rock!
Q: What do vampires put on their mashed potatoes?
A: Grave-y!
Q: Which country never celebrates Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
A: Because they wore belt buckles on their hat!
Q: How come the large man did not get a second helping of pecan pie?
A: Because he ate it all the first time!
Q: What is the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite game?
A: Squash!
Q: What kind of key cannot unlock a door? A: A turkey!
Q: What part of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: How does Thanksgiving always end? A: With the letter G!
Q: What is purple and blue and has a lot of feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath for too long!
Q: How do you know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: Because they had reservations!
Q: What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
A: I am pleased to eat you!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims first eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: Because they could not fit a moose in the oven!
Q: Why was Thanksgiving invented?
A: Another excuse to watch football!
Q: What did the army general do on Thanksgiving?
A: He gave tanks!
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A pilgrim with poison ivy!
Q: What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A: A roasted turkey!
Q: Why was the turkey thrown in jail?
A: He was suspected of fowl play!
Q: Did you hear about the crazy turkey?
A: He was ready for Thanksgiving!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It was made of 24 carrots!
Q: What is brown and white and flies all over?
A: A Thanksgiving turkey being carved with a chain saw!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving dessert and a monster?
A: Bumpkin pie!
Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
Q: Can you spell Indian house with only two letters?
A: TP!
Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving? A: A turkey because it is always stuffed!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations!
Q: What’s the difference between Halloween and Thanksgiving?
A: One has goblins and the other has gobblers!
Q: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite dance?
A: The Plymouth Rock!
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church? A: They use fowl language!
Q: What did the math teacher bring to the Thanksgiving feast?
A: A pumpkin pi!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: They couldn’t fit a cow in the oven!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a house?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you get when you cross a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
A: Bumpkin pie!
Q: What’s the most musical thing about a turkey?
A: Drumsticks!
Q: What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
A: Pleased to eat you!
Q: Why did the turkey lay an egg?
A: Because if she dropped it, it would break!
Q: What is blue and has lots of feathers?
A: A turkey holding its breath!
knock knock jokes about thanksgiving
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Phil!
Phil who?
Phil up another plate to eat!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke at all this amazing food!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up! It’s time to eat.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don!
Don who?
Don eat all the turkey! I want some more!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Aren’t you Gladys Thanksgiving?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep waiting to eat?
