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Spring jokes for kids
Q. Wʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ғʀᴏɢs sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ?
A. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɢs ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ
ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss?
A. Tʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ Aᴘᴇ-ʀɪʟ!
Q. Iғ Aᴘʀɪʟ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀs ʙʀɪɴɢ Mᴀʏ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ Mᴀʏ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ʙʀɪɴɢ?
A. Pɪʟɢʀɪᴍs!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴜʟʙ sᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ?
A. I ᴡᴜᴠ ʏᴏᴜ WATTS ᴀɴᴅ WATTS!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs
ᴅᴏᴡɴ
A. Aɴ ᴜᴍʙʀᴇʟʟᴀ!
Q. Wʜᴇɴ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ʀᴀɪɴ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ?
A. Wʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ?
A. Mᴀʏ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ 3 ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs!
Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ʜᴀᴠᴇ 28 ᴅᴀʏs?
A. Aʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ!
Q. Wʜʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀ ғᴀʀᴍ?
A. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴ ʜᴀs ᴇᴀʀs!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ
ʀᴀɪɴᴄᴏᴀᴛ
A. Tʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ-ᴡᴇᴀʀ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴢᴢʟʏ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ?
A. A ᴅʀɪᴢᴢʟʏ ʙᴇᴀʀ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛɪᴇᴅ?
A. A ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ sᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ?
A. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴜᴘ, ʙᴜᴅ?
Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇs ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ Iɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ?
A. Tʜᴇʏ ʟᴏɢ ɪɴ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀ ғʀᴏɢ’s ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ?
A. Cʀᴏᴀᴋ-ᴜs!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ?
A. A ᴘᴀʟᴍ ᴛʀᴇᴇ!
Q. Wʜʏ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴄᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴅ?
A. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ!
Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ?
A. Sʜᴇ’s ʙʟᴏᴡɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sᴍᴀʀᴛᴇsᴛ ʀᴇɴᴇᴡᴀʙʟᴇ
ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ?
A. Bʀᴀɪɴ Pᴏᴡᴇʀ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ sᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ
ᴇɴᴠɪʀᴏɴᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟɪsᴛ?
A. Nᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇᴅ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ᴏɴ ᴀ
ᴛʀᴀᴍᴘᴏʟɪɴᴇ?
A. Sᴘʀɪɴɢ-ᴛɪᴍᴇ!
Q. Wʜᴇɴ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ʀᴀɪɴ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏs?
A. Dᴜʀɪɴɢ Aᴘᴇ-ʀɪʟ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀs!
Q. Cᴀɴ Fᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ Mᴀʀᴄʜ?
A. Nᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ Aᴘʀɪʟ Mᴀʏ!
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ғᴀᴄᴇs?
A. Tᴜʟɪᴘs (Tᴡᴏ-ʟɪᴘs)!
Q. Wʜʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʀɪᴅᴇ ɪᴛ’s ʙɪᴋᴇ?
A. Iᴛ ʟᴏsᴛ ɪᴛs ᴘᴇᴛᴀʟs.
Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʟᴇᴇs?
A. Bᴜɢs Bᴜɴɴʏ
Q: Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʙᴜɴɴɪᴇs ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴛ Cʜɪɴᴇsᴇ Rᴇsᴛᴀᴜʀᴀɴᴛs?
A: Hᴏᴘ Sᴜᴇʏ.
