Top 60 Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

Laughter is great! And if laughter is good, nothing better than sharing it with others, mainly on dates as Christmas. But How? Well, what do you think if we start counting Christmas jokes for kids?

These jokes stimulate the good humor of the kids, encourage laughter, develop their vocabulary, and entertain them. They cause good and big smiles in your kids.

Christmas Jokes For Kids

Are you looking for Christmas jokes for kids? Look at all the selection of Christmas children’s jokes that we have prepared for Christmas to laugh a lot.

Q: What do you call a Christmas duck?

A Christmas quacker!

Q: What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?

A stocKING

Q: Why did the elf go to school?

To learn his ELFabet.

Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

Snow and tell.

Q: Santa Claus: What’s that terrible racket outside?

Mrs. Claus: It’s rain deer.

Q: How was the snow globe feeling?

A little shaken!

Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary who?

Merry Christmas!

Q: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?

One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with
Christmas?

Sandy claws!

Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

Q: What did one snowman say to the other
snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

Q: What can bite and nip at your toes but has no teeth?

Frost!

Q: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?

Silent Night!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle!

Q: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!

Q: How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Q: What goes: now you see me, now you don’t, now you see
me, now you don’t?

A snowman on a zebra
crossing!

Q: What do you have in December that’s not in any
other month?

The letter D!

Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney
when the fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle!

Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball!

Q: What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

‘Jungle bells, jungle bells!’

Q: Why are Christmas trees very bad at
knitting ?

Because they always drop their needles!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies!

Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman
and a shark ?

Frost bite!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the
summer?

A puddle!

Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

Snow!

Q: How do angels greet each other?

They say ‘Halo there!’

Q: What do you get when you cross a bell
with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

Q: Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

Q: How do snowmen travel around?

By ice-icle!

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A snow ball!

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis!

Q: What’s an ig?

An eskimo’s home without a loo!

Q: Why does Santa need a big umbrella?

Because of all the rain-deer!

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa and a
detective?

Santa Clues!

Q: Why does Santa have a garden?

Because he likes to ho-ho-ho!

Q: Why does Santa like to wear bells?

Because he loves a good bell-y laugh!

Q: Which is the cheekiest reindeer?

Rude-olph!

Q: How do snowman greet each other?

They say ‘Ice to meet you’!

Q: What goes ‘oh, oh, oh,’?

Santa walking backwards!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Q: What do construction workers use at the North Pole?

Snow cones!

Q: What do you call frosty when he mows the lawn?

Frosty the Mow-man!

Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.