Looking for corny jokes for kids then you have come to right place. here we have the best collection of corny jokes. We hope that these corny jokes will make your kids or students laugh, the world of jokes is very broad and you can find corny jokes for kids on almost any occasion. It is always a good way to break the ice and relieve tensions in class, so you can give a touch of humor to early risers and homework.
Corny Jokes For Kids
Q: How did the barber win the race?
A: He knew a shortcut!
Q: Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he’s always lion!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
A. Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?
A: Because it was below sea level!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q: Who do call when the ocean needs a little cleaning?
A: A mermaid, of course.
Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: The trom-bone.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look! I’m about to change.
Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.
Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance?
A: The meatball.
Q: What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain.
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite game?
Q: What do a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar ID.
Q: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: “Give me my quarterback!”
Q: What has ears but cannot hear?
A: A cornfield.
Q: How do you stop moles digging in your garden?
A: Hide the spade.
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment
Q: What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?
Q: What do you call a T-Rex that’s been beaten up?
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A: Wrap music!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Q: How do you impress a female baker?
A: Bring her flours.
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.
Q: What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Q: How much does a Mustang cost?
A: More than you can af-Ford.
Q: What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing. They fast!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A: All the fans left.
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!
Q: What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween?
Q: When does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: What kind of dogs like car racing?
A: Lap dogs
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: “Pleased to eat you.”
Q: Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant?
A: He was really good at bacon.
Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
Q: What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
A: Shear madness.
Q: Why don’t bears wear shoes?
A: What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!