Winter Jokes For Kids

Keep your children busy and entertained this winter season with our best winter jokes for kids. Because low temperatures are not an impediment to fun. That’s why we prepared a list of winter jokes for kids to keep the kids entertained.

Funny Winter Jokes For Kids

Q. Wʜʏ ᴅᴏ sᴇᴀʟs sᴡɪᴍ ɪɴ sᴀʟᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ?
A. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍ sɴᴇᴇᴢᴇ!

Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀ ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ?
A. Iɢʟᴏᴏs ɪᴛ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ Dᴇᴄᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ?
A. Tʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ D

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ?
A. Wᴀᴛᴇʀ

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀ ɢɪɴɢᴇʀʙʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴅ?
A. A ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ sʜᴇᴇᴛ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴜʀᴛ ғᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟʟ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ?
A. Oɴᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴅ.

Q. Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴇɴ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ?
A. Iɴ ᴀ sɴᴏᴡ ʙᴀɴᴋ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ Sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ᴏɴ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇs?
A. A sɴᴏᴡᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ

Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ sᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ?
A. Pᴏɪɴᴛ ᴀ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴅʀʏᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ sᴀʏs, “Nᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ, ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ?”
A. A sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴄʀᴏss ᴡᴀʟᴋ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ?
A. A ᴄᴏʟᴅ.

Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀ Sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ?
A. Bʏ ɪᴄɪᴄʟᴇ

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴀ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ’s ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ?
A. Sɴᴏ-Cᴀᴘs.

Q. Wʜɪᴄʜ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ʜᴏᴛ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ?
A. Hᴏᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴏʟᴅ!

Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴀ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴅ?
A. Yᴏᴜ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡᴇᴛ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ʙᴀʟʟ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ʙᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ?
A. A sɴᴏᴡʙᴀʟʟ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛ ᴄᴇʀᴇᴀʟ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ?
A. Fʀᴏsᴛᴇᴅ Fʟᴀᴋᴇs!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀ Sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ’s ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ?
A. Aɴ ɪᴄᴇ-ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ᴅɪᴇᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ?
A. Tʜᴇ Mᴇʟᴛᴅᴏᴡɴ Dɪᴇᴛ

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀᴏss ᴀ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ?
A. Fʀᴏsᴛʙɪᴛᴇ

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴇ Iᴄᴇ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ?
A. Tʜᴇ ғʟᴀᴠᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ɪᴛ ʜᴀs ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ ғʀᴏsᴛɪɴɢ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ғʟɪᴇs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ’s ʙᴏʀɴ, ʟɪᴇs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ’s ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ’s ᴅᴇᴀᴅ?
A. Sɴᴏᴡ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ғᴀʟʟs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛs ʜᴜʀᴛ?
A. Sɴᴏᴡ

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ?
A. Sɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴀɴ ɪɢ?
A. A sɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴏ!

Q. Wʜʏ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇɪɴᴅᴇᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴀᴛs?
A. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ sɪʟʟʏ ɪɴ sɴᴏᴡ sᴜɪᴛs.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ Sɴᴏᴡᴍᴇɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏғғsᴘʀɪɴɢ?
A. Cʜɪʟʟ-ᴅʀᴇɴ.

Q. Wʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ Fʀᴏsᴛʏ’s ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs?
A. Mᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ Pᴏᴘ-Sɪᴄʟᴇ!

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀsᴛ ғᴏᴏᴅ ʀᴇsᴛᴀᴜʀᴀɴᴛ?
A. Aɴ ɪᴄᴇ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴀᴛʜ ᴅᴏ Sɴᴏᴡʏ Oᴡʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ?
A. OWLɢᴇʙʀᴀ.

Q. Wʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴇs ᴜᴘ?
A. A ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ sɴᴏᴡғʟᴀᴋᴇ.

Q. Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴏᴡ ғʀᴏᴍ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ғᴇᴇᴛ?
A. Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ BRRғᴏᴏᴛᴇᴅ!

Winter Knock Knock Jokes for kids

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Iᴄɪᴄʟᴇs!
Iᴄɪᴄʟᴇs ᴡʜᴏ?
Iᴄɪᴄʟᴇs ғʟʏɪɴɢ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ sʜᴏʀᴇ -ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ ғʟᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ.
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ.
Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ?
Wɪɴᴛᴇʀɴɪᴘs ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜɴᴅʀᴀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʜᴀs ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇᴅ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Eᴍᴍᴀ.
Eᴍᴍᴀ ᴡʜᴏ?
Eᴍᴍᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ – ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s Tʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ.
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Eᴅᴅʏ!
Eᴅᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ?
Eᴅᴅʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʜᴏᴡ I ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏʟᴅ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Aᴛᴄʜ
Aᴛᴄʜ ᴡʜᴏ?
Bʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴜsᴇ. I ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ.
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ʙᴏᴏᴛs ᴏɴ, ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʟʟ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Lᴇᴛᴛᴜᴄᴇ.
Lᴇᴛᴛᴜᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴏ?
Lᴇᴛᴛᴜᴄᴇ ɪɴ, ɪᴛ’s ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ.
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡsᴇᴢ.
Sɴᴏᴡsᴇᴢ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡsᴇᴢ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ – sɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡʏ!
Sɴᴏᴡʏ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ “sɴᴏᴡ” – ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀɴ “s” ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ “ɴ” ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ “ᴏ” ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ “ᴡ”.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Fʀᴏsᴛʙɪᴛᴇ!
Fʀᴏsᴛʙɪᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴏ?
Fʀᴏsᴛʙɪᴛᴇ ʏᴇʀ ғᴏᴏᴅ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ɪᴛ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡᴅɪɴ.
Sɴᴏᴡᴅɪɴ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡᴅɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴏᴡ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ.
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ.
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ sʏʀᴜᴘ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ.

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Gᴜɪᴛᴀʀ!
Gᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ᴡʜᴏ?
Gᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴀᴛs, ɪᴛ’s ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ! Kɴᴏᴄᴋ!
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Sɴᴏᴡ!
Sɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ?
Sɴᴏᴡ sᴋᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ – ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴄᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛʜɪɴ!

Kɴᴏᴄᴋ, ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ
Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
Iᴄʏ
Iᴄʏ ᴡʜᴏ?
Iᴄʏ ʏᴏᴜ!