The kids love to tell jokes, so today we bring you 50+ rabbit jokes for kids. You will laugh even more with them! Are you ready to cry with laughter?
As we have already mentioned on other occasions, it is best to teach the children short jokes so they can memorize them, repeat them and, above all, understand them. are you Ready… to laugh!
Funny Rabbit jokes for kids
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
Ans: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Q: What did the rabbit gave his girlfriend?
Ans: A 14 carrot ring!
Q: How do 🐇rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another garden?
Ans: They ride in a taxi cabbage.
Q: Where do 🐇rabbits go after their wedding?
Ans: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you call a 🐇rabbit that tells good jokes?
Ans: A funny bunny!
Q: Why are 🐇rabbits so lucky?
Ans: They have four rabbit’s feet?
Q: What do you call a very rich 🐇bunny?
Ans: A billion-hare.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
Ans: Have you ever seen a 🐇rabbit wear glasses?
Q: What do you call a group of 🐇rabbits hopping backwards?
Ans: A receding hare line
Q. How do 🐇bunnies stay fit?
Q: What do you call 99 🐇rabbits stepping backwards?
Ans: A receding hare line!
Q: What kind of beans grow in the Easter 🐇Bunny’s garden?
Ans: Jelly beans!
Q: What is a 🐇rabbit’s favorite dance style?
Q: Where do you take a 🐇rabbit when their hair is too long?
Ans: A hare stylist.
Q: How does the Easter 🐇Bunny keep his fur shiny?
Ans: With hare spray!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
Ans: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Did you hear about the rich 🐇rabbit?
Ans: He was a millionhare!
Q: How can you tell which 🐇rabbits are getting old?
Ans: Look for the grey hares
Q: How many 🐇rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans: One if it hops right to it.
Q: What do you call a forgetful 🐇rabbit?
Ans: A hare-brain!
Q: What’s a 🐇rabbit’s favorite game?
Q: What do you call a 🐇rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?
Ans: A hot cross bunny
Q: What kind of books do 🐇rabbits like to read?
Ans: Stories with hoppy endings.
Q: What do you call a 🐇bunny with fleas?
Ans: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What did the 🐇rabbit say to the carrot?
Ans: It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: What did the carrot say to the 🐇rabbit?
Ans: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Ans: Unique up on it.
Q: How is a 🐇bunny like a corn stalk?
Ans: They both have big ears.
Q: What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Ans: Hare mail!
Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
Ans: The police had to comb the area.