Do you want elephant jokes? For your kids because kids love to tell jokes, so today we bring you the best Elephant jokes for kids. That will make you laugh even more with them! Are you ready to cry with laughter?
As we have already mentioned on other occasions, it is best to teach the children short jokes so they can memorize them, repeat them and, above all, understand them.
Also, Check out these special animal joke categories for more animal jokes for kids – dinosaur jokes, rabbit jokes, dog Jokes, cow jokes and much more.
Elephant jokes for kids
Q: What did the peanut say to the 🐘elephant?
A: Nothing! peanuts can’t speak.
Q: Why are 🐘elephants such bad dancers?
A: Because they have 2 left feet.
Q: What’s as big as an 🐘elephant, but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant’s shadow.
Q: How do you catch an 🐘elephant?
A: Act like a peanut.
Q: Where to do 🐘elephants like to sit when they travel?
A: On the trunk.
Q: How do you keep an 🐘elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit cards.
Q: How do you keep an 🐘elephant from charging?
A: You take away its power adapter.
Q: Why don’t 🐘elephants use computers?
A. Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What time is it when you find an 🐘elephant on your car?
A: Time to get a new car.
Q: What do you call an 🐘elephant that won’t share?
A: Elfish.
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What kind of 🐘elephants live at the North Pole?
A: Really cold ones.
Q: What’s the best thing to do if an 🐘elephant sneezes?
A: Get out of the way.
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What is big, grey and has a lot of red dots?
A: An 🐘elephant in a thorn bush.
Q: What time is it when five 🐘elephants are chasing you?
A: Five after one.
Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 2 tons?
A: Cinder-elephant.
Q: What time is it when an 🐘elephant stands on your skateboard?
A: Time to get a new skateboard.
Q: How do you know if an 🐘elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?
A: By the smell of peanuts on their breath.
Q: What do 🐘elephants do at night?
A. Watch elevision.
Q: What happens when 🐘elephants get lightheaded?
A: They ele-faint.
Q: What was the 🐘elephant’s favorite sport?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: So it wouldn’t fall into the hot cocoa.
Q: Why couldn’t the 2 🐘elephants go swimming together?
A: Because they only had 1 pair of trunks.
Q: How do you get down from an 🐘elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from geese.
Q: What do 🐘elephants smell like after taking a bath?
A: Wet elephants.
Q: What is the 🐘elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?
A: TUSKan Raiders.
Q: What did Tarzan say when the 🐘elephants charged?
A: Look out – they’re coming right at us!
Q: What’s grey with red spots?
A: An 🐘elephant with the measles.
Q: What did the banana say to the 🐘elephant?
A: Nothing – bananas can’t talk!
Q: What do you do with a blue 🐘elephant?
A: Tell it funny jokes.
Q: Why aren’t 🐘elephants allowed on beaches?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up
Q: What time is it when an 🐘elephant sits on your sofa?
A: Time to get a new sofa.
Q: Why are 🐘elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because it takes too long to iron them.
Q: How do you stop an 🐘elephant from charging?
A: Take away their credit card.
Q: Why do 🐘elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody ever tells them anything.
Q: What’s the difference between an eggplant and an 🐘elephant?
A: If you don’t know, then I’m never asking you to get me any eggplant.
Q: What do you call an 🐘elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck.
Q: How does an 🐘elephant get down from a ladder?
A: He can’t – you get down from a goose.
Q: Where to do 🐘elephants like to sit when they travel?
A: On the trunk.
Q: What game do you never want to play with an 🐘elephant?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant stand on the oyster cracker?
A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot soup.
Q: What time is it when an 🐘elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Q: What do you do with a green 🐘elephant? A: Let it ripen.
Q: Why did the 🐘elephant lie down in the middle of the road?
A: To stop the chicken from crossing.
Q: What is the biggest type of ant?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: How do you stop an 🐘elephant from charging?
A: Take away their credit card
Q: What do you get when you cross two fish with two 🐘elephants?
A: A pair of swimming trunks.
Q: How does an 🐘elephant get out of the water?
A: Wet and wrinkled.
Q: How do you get down off an 🐘elephant?
A: You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Q: How is an 🐘elephant like a banana?
A: They’re both grey. Well… except the banana.
Q: What’s the difference between an African 🐘elephant and an Asian elephant?
A: About 5,000 miles.
Q: How do you raise a baby 🐘elephant?
A: A fork lift.
Q: What was the 🐘elephant’s favorite album?
A: Tusk (by Fleetwood Mac)
Q: Why aren’t 🐘elephants allowed at pools?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up!
Q: What do you call an 🐘elephant riding on the school bus?
A: A passenger.
Q: What do you give a seasick 🐘elephant?
A: A very big bag.
Q: Why are 🐘elephants always so broke?
A: Because they work for peanuts.
Q: What’s big and grey and keeps you dry in the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant.
Q: How do you make an 🐘elephant float?
A: One scoop of ice cream, root beer soda, and an elephant.
Q: What did the banana say to the 🐘elephant?
A: Nothing because banana’s can’t talk!
Q: How can you tell if an 🐘elephant’s been in the refrigerator?
A: Foot prints in the pizza.
Q: Where do you find 🐘elephants?
A: That depends on where you lost them.
Q: What do you do with a green 🐘elephant?
A: Let it ripen.
Q: Where do baby 🐘elephants come from?
A: Huge storks!!
Q: What did the dog say to the 🐘elephant?
A: Woof.
Q: Why wasn’t the 🐘elephant allowed on the bus?
A: It’s trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
Q: How can you tell when an 🐘elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: It asks where the power outlet is.
Q: How do 🐘elephants talk to each other long distance?
A: On the elephone.
Q: What do 🐘elephants have that no other animals have?
A: Baby elephants.
Q: Which part of a tree do 🐘elephants like the most?
A: The trunk.
Q: What’s an 🐘elephant’s favorite vegetable?
A: Squash.
Q: What should you do to a blue 🐘elephant?
A: Tell it funny jokes.
Q: What’s weighs 2 tons, has big ears and makes toys for Santa?
A: Elfants
Q: Why do girl 🐘elephants wear pink sweaters?
A: So you can tell them from boy elephants.
Q: Why don’t African 🐘elephants like to play Go Fish?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What do you do with a blue 🐘elephant?
A: Tell it funny jokes.
Q: What happened to the 🐘elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him bring it back.
Q: How can you tell if an 🐘elephant is in the refrigerator?
A: The door won’t close.
Q: Why do 🐘elephants need trunks?
A. Because they don’t have handbags.
Q: What the difference between a herd of 🐘elephants and a bushel of red delicious apples?
A: Apples are red.
Q: Why are 🐘elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because it takes too long to iron them.
I Hope you liked the elephant jokes for kids.
