if you are looking for plant puns then you’re going to love this collection because Plants maintain the atmosphere. They produce oxygen and absorb carbon dioxide during photosynthesis. Oxygen is essential for cellular respiration for all aerobic organisms. by all this i mean to say plants are very much important to us so why not plant a smile on friends and family faces with these plant puns.
Q: Why is the Hulk a good gardener? A: Because he’s got green fingers
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley
Q: Where did the cucumber go for a drink?
A: In the salad bar
Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a barbeque grill?
Q: Why did the idiot plant coins in his garden?
A: Because he wanted to raise some cash
Q: Why didn’t the melons get married ? A: Because they cantaloupe
Q: How did the gardener fix his jeans?
A: With a vegetable patch
Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
A: When you drop it because it then becomes squash
Q: What did the boy say to the plant that was struggling to breathe?
A: What’s the stomata with you
Q: What type of shoe can you make with a banana skin?
A: A slipper
Q: What do you get if you cross a potato with an onion?
A: A potato with watery eyes
Q: What do you call a fat pineapple?
A: A pineapple chunk
Q: If you had 5 apples in your left hand and 7 apples in your right hand. What would you have?
A: Very big hands
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hey bud, what time you open
Q: What type of tree has hands?
A: A palm tree
Q: What tree is always crying?
A: A weeping willow
Q: What’s green and hangs from trees? A: Giraffe snot
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Q: Why do French people eat snails? A: Because they don’t like fast-food
Q: Why did the gardener plant lightbulbs? A: Because she wanted a power plant
Q: Where do gardeners sleep?
A: In a bed of roses
Q: What fruit do trees like the most?
Q: What type of fruit can fly?
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A: Straw-berry
Q: Have you heard about the garlic diet?
A: You don’t lose any weight but from a distance your friends will think you are thinner
Q: Why did the fungus leave the house party?
A: There wasn’t mushroom
Q: What’s the difference between sprouts and boogers?
A: Kids won’t eat sprouts
Q: What’s small, green and goes camping?
A: A Brussel Scout
Q: What do you call a gardener that lives dangerously?
A: Someone living their life on the veg
Q: Why did the raisin go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a date
Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple? A: I’ve got you covered
Q: Why is grass dangerous?
A: Because it has lots of blades
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling very well
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: To make orange squash
Q: What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A: A banana shake
Q: What ‘s it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul weather
Q: What vegetable has bad manners?
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: Because they eat what bugs them
Q: What is the coolest vegetable?
Q: What do you call a depressed berry?
A: A blueberry
Q: Why did the gardener bring a trowel to his sons bedroom? A: Because his wife told him that his son had a weed in his bed
Q: How do corn talk?
A: With a husky voice
Q: How do succulents greet each other? A: Aloe
Q: What type of vegetable can your father make with some scissors?
A: Pa snips
Q: What does a cabbage outlaw have?
A: A price on its head
Q: What do you call corn that joins the army?
Q: What do you call a fast fungus?
A: A mush-vroom
Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite vegetable? A: A cab-bage
Q: What vegetable do sailors hate?
Q: Have you heard the bad joke about the peach?
A: It’s pit-iful
Q: What is a dancer’s favorite vegetable? A: Spin-ach
Q: What happened when the rhubarb was arrested?
A: He was held in custardy
Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet
Q: What do you call a fast fungus?
A: A mush-vroom
Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party? A: Because he is a fun guy
Q: What is red, small and whispers?
A: Hoarse radish
Q: What fruit teases people?
A: A ba…na…na…na…na…na
Q: What did the vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
A: Lettuce eat
Q: What do you put on lettuce when it
hasn’t been dressed?
Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
A: String beans
Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t?
A: It can look round
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Q: Where do apples go on vacation?
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing
Q: How did the bird say goodbye to the worm?
A: I’ll catch you later
Q: Which herb can’t keep a secret?
A: Only thyme will tell
Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden? A: Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
Q: What did the doctor remove from his salad?
A: Kidney beans
Q: Why was the cucumber annoyed at the vinegar?
A: Because it got him in a pickle
Q: What did the grape say when it was trod den on?
It gave a little wine
Q: Why was the strawberry late for work? A: Because it was in a jam
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Add 24 carrots
Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches
Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it some boxing lessons
Q: What is a kayaker’s favorite type of lettuce?
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a crustacean?
A: A crab apple
Q: What do you get when you cross a canary with a lawnmower?
A: Shredded Tweet
Q: Why did the man scatter peas all over the world?
A: Because he wanted peace on Earth
Q: What vegetable likes music?
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder
Q: What fruit do twins eat?
Q: Why should a banana put sunscreen on?
A: So that its skin doesn’t peel