We have put together a list of funny baseball puns and famous memorable baseball pun Captions. There are some funny baseball jokes in there, too. Feel free to browse and enjoy.
Funny Baseball Puns
1. People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards. It’s because I’m Ruthless.
2. Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? Cause They’re great at hitting it off.
3. Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away? He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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4. The reason baseball games are at night is that bats sleep during the day!
5. Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
6. Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport Cause no matter if they are right or left-handed batters, they always hit close to home.
7. I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger. But then it hit me!
8. Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
9. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
10. Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill? It’s catching
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11. China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat
12. A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.
13. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
14. If an invisible man pitches a ball, then it would be pitching that no one has ever seen before!
Baseball pun captions
1. You’re a catch
2. Pitches be crazy
3. You’rea real home run
4. I may be off base but we should date sometimes
5. Have your day in full swing
6. Baater up you have less than one week left
7. You’re my pinch hitter.
8. It’s a sliding into home kinda day.
9. I hit a home run when I met you
10. The most important pitch is the next one.
Baseball jokes and puns
1. How do baseball players keep in touch? – They touch base every once in a while.
2. Which animal is best at baseball? – The bat!
3. Why don’t orphan kids play baseball? – They don’t know where home is.
4. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? – Catch ya later!
5. What do roosters have in common with baseball? – Fowl balls.
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6. Why hasn’t baseball returned from covid shutdown? – They are unable to test all the bats
7. Which baseball player makes flapjacks? – The batter!
8. Which baseball player holds water? – The pitcher.
9. What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common? – They are both sluggers!
10. What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? – Babe Root.