Looking for mouse Jokes for kids then you are in right place here we have collected some of the best mouse jokes that will make your kids laugh out loud
Before we get to Jokes here are some interesting facts about mouse
- The mouse has a short life.
- The mouse eats often.
- The mouse has remarkable athletic qualities.
- The mouse can disappear almost anywhere.
- Mouce live in groups.
Mice jokes for kids
Q: What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
A: Dirty looks from the mouse !
Q: What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?
A: A thin mouse !
Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?
A: A mouse in a minefield !
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A: A mouse organ!
Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
A: Sir !
Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
A: With a mouse warming party !
Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer!
Q: What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
A: Stalagmice !
Q: What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A: A mini van
Q:What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
A: Julius Cheeser !
Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A: Julius Cheeser!
Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
A: Hamsterdam !
Q: What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ?
A: What’s up Pussycat !
Q: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
A: Squeakers
Q: Who is king of all the mice ?
A: Mouse Tse Tung !
Q: What’s a mouse’s favourite record ?
A: Please cheese me !
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
A: When it’s raining cats and dogs !
Q: What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
A: Cross mouse cards !
Q: What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
A: Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir !
Q: Why do mice have long tails?
A: Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Q: What is a mouse’s favourite game ?
A: Hide and squeak !
Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
A: For some light refreshment!
Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
A: Mouse code !
Q: What do mice do when they’re at home ?
A: Mousework !
Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
A: Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
A: Mickey Moose !
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A: A mouse organ !
Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
A: Because they squeak !
Q: What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
A: ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !
Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
A: Miami mice !
Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
A: Mice cubes !
Q: What is a mouse’s favorite record ?
A: ‘Please cheese me’ !
Q: What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ?
A: Three blind mice !
Q: What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family?
A: Mice too meet you.
Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A: A hamster !
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose!
Q: Is there a mouse in the house ?
A: No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
Q: What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ?
A: A gerbil shepherd dog !
Q: What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
A: Bubble and squeak !
Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
A: A mouse-tache !
Q: What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A: A mouse sandwich !
Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
A: Hard cheese !
Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes?
A: Miami mice!
Q: What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ?
A: Mice Krispies !
Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A: A mouseketeer !
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