70+ Bunny Puns To Giggle Out Loud

70+ Bunny Puns To Giggle Out Loud

What is the most interesting and imaginative puns type?If you are a puns lover who have read a lot , bunny puns can be the best one in your mind .It is popular with kids and adult but few bunny puns can be found from the Internet , here we have collected 70+ awesome rabbit jokes and puns with “questions and answers”. I am sure you”ll love it.

Funny Bunny Puns For Easter

Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.

Q: What do you call an easy-going rabbit? A: Hoppy-go-lucky.

Q: What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A: A tender, loving hare.

Q: What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A: A yeaster bunny!

Q: What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears, and is 80 million years old?
A: Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Q: What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A: A harebrush.

Q: What must a policeman have before searching a rabbit’s home?
A: A search warren!

Q: What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
A: Hop rods.

Q: What job do rabbits at hotels have?
A: Bellhop.

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A: A harenet.

Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A: A dumb bunny!

Q: What do you call mobile homes for rabbits?
A: Wheelburrows!

Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
A: Warren!

Q: Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
A: He’s the Easter Bungee.

Q: How do rabbits get to work?
A: By rabbit transit!

Q: How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
A: It had a lot of hare pins!

Q: May I buy half a rabbit?
A: No, we don’t split hares!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A: A harenet.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A: A bare hare.

Q: What do you call a rabbit that is real cool?
A: A hip hopper.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.

Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!

Q: How is a rabbit like a plum?
A: They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
A: Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.

Q: Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
A: Amelia Harehart.

Funnies bunny puns and jokes

Q: Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
A: Bob Hop.

Q: Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
A: Rabbit Hood.

Q: Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
A: In a pellet court!

Q: When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
A: When it’s on the train.

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon.

Q: When do rabbits have buck teeth?
A: When their parents won’t get them braces.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Keep it waiting.

Q: How do you make a rabbit fast?
A: Don’t feed it.

Q: How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
A: When it has hares in it.

Q: How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed?
A: You can smell the carrots on his breath.

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn’t have the hare fare.

Q: Why are rabbits never gold?
A: How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Q: Why are rabbits like calculators?
A: They both multiply a lot.

Q: Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.

Q: Which rabbit was in Western movies? A: Hop along Cassidy.

Q: What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A: A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A: A bunion.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny.

Q: What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
A: Rabbit habits.

Q: What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A: A hare dare.

Q: What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A: A rare hare.

Q: What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead?
A: Unsightly facial hare!

Q: How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
A: It was won by a hare!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Look for gray hares.

Q: What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit?
A: Haremail.

Q: What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite car?
A: Any make, just as long it’s a hunchback!

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show?
A: Hoppy Days.

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite song?
A: Hoppy Birthday to You.

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite musical?
A: Hare.

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite movie?
A: Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite book?
A: Hop on Pop.

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop.

Q: Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
A: He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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