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35 Fire Puns That Will Give You Some Light Movement

Fire is one of the most important powers in human history. Fire is exceptionally helpful for humans. It gave us the first form of portable light and heat. It also gave us the ability to cook food, make hard bricks, make metal tools, and run power plants. There are some things that cause greater harm to humanity in the form of fire, and some things that have done very well for humanity. It is undoubtedly one of the most important forces in human history. It also inspired fire puns here we have compiled a list of best fire puns that will give you a chuckle or two.

The Best Fire Puns

1. I have a BURNING question for you.

2. You set my heart on fire.

3. Awe you always blow my mind.

4. “Bringing the heat!”

5. “They call me ‘H’ ‘cuz I turn asses to Ashes.”

6. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? “Yes, we arson.”

7. I just set an elevator on fire It just went up in flames.

8. Someone threw my 70s record on the fire it was a disco inferno.

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9. i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days.

10. Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame it smells like burnt nose hair?

11. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

12. Are you guys mad already? ‘Cos the next one will leave you fuming!

13. This was a TINDER encounter, but we have BURNED to much too much time finishing blow goes here.

14. Searched online for something to light a fire. It said “no matches found”.

15. What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

16. I bought a friend of mine a fire extinguisher as a present and he was so delighted.

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17. The thought of me walking on hot burning coals makes me develop cold feet.

18. Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.

19. What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames? A blazer.

20. You ever hear about the dude who rode his horse through a flaming loop? His name was Medieval Knievel.

21. Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals? He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.

22. Did you know A contest held by fire fighters is called a ‘match’.

23. My boss fired me for making jokes about Asians again It was the end of my Korea.

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