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Collection of best Farm Jokes
1: How does a farmer get his hogs to market?
A: In a pig-up truck.
2: What has ears but cannot hear?
A: A field of corn.
3: What do you call a cow barn on a holiday?
A: A merry dairy.
4: When is a pig-like ink?
A: When it’s in a pen.
5: What do Hawaiian cows wear?
6: What kind of dog has no tail no noise and no fur?
A: A hot dog.
7: What did the chicken say when she threw an egg at the farmer?
A: The yolk’s on you!
8: How does a rabbit feel if it breaks a leg?
9: What side of chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
10: Why couldn’t the farmer’s horse run?
A: It was stalled.
11: What did the farmer say when he picked
A: “Aw, shucks!”
12: What made the vegetable farmer so rich?
A: His celery was so high.
13: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, the eggs would break!
14: When is a dog’s tail like a farmer’s cart?
A: When it’s a-waggin’.
15: What’s a cow’s favorite food?
A: Cow chow.
16: How does a farmer keep a horse out of a thunderstorm?
A: He pulls in its reins (rains).
17: What do you call a funny horse?
A: A silly filly.
18: What does a farmer plow but never plant?
19: What does a farmer get when his cows eat peanuts?
A: Peanut butter.
20: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A: It was too heavy to carry.
21: Why are goats so funny?
A: Because they’re always kidding around.
22: Why is a wild horse so rich?
A: Because he has lots of bucks.
23: Why was the farmer so famous?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
24: What kind of bird can eat a barn in one bite?
A: A barn swallow.
25: Why didn’t the horse eat more hay?
A: He still had a bit in his mouth.
26: What kinds of keys won’t unlock doors?
A: Don-keys and tur-keys.
27: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A hoarse horse.
28: Why didn’t the farmer tell secrets in his field?
A: Because the corn had ears and the wind whispered.
29: Why was the farmer’s horse so lucky?
A: Because it had four horseshoes.
30: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
31: Why was the chicken always in trouble?
A: It used fowl language.
32: What do you call a skinny horse?
A: A bony pony!
33: What do cows put on their hamburgers?
A: Moo-stard and cow-chup.
34: Why did the farmer let his pigs loose
in the woods?
A: He wanted them to go hog wild!
35: Why did the horse have trouble sleeping?
A: She kept having night-mares.
36: How does a cow do its math?
A: With a cow-culator!
37: What’s a farmer’s favorite sport?
A: Fencing EGGPLANT!
38: Why did the farmer plant eggs?
A: He wanted to grow eggplant.
39: Why is Santa Claus like a farmer?
A: They both like to hoe, hoe, hoe.
40: What did the pig squeal when the farmer grabbed him by the tail?
A: “This is the end of me!”
41: Why did the horse put on a blanket?
A: He was a little colt.
42: Where does a lamb get a haircut?
A: In a baa-baa shop!
43: What does a farmer grow if he works
very, very hard?
A: Very, very tired!
44: Why are a farmer’s legs like a cow?
A: They both have calves.
45: What kind of toes do farmers plant?
A: Pota-toes and toma-toes.
46: When is a crow a chicken?
A: When it’s a scared-crow.
47: What do you call a young calf?
A: A new moo.
48: Why did the farmer take a hammer to bed?
A: Because he wanted to hit the hay!
49: What did the chicken say when she threw an egg at the farmer?
A: The yolk’s on you!
50: Where do cows like to go on Saturday nights?
A: To the moo-vies!
51: What do well-dressed pigs wear to dinner?