Here are the best Collection of chemistry puns and jokes.
Chemistry is a science that deals with studies of properties, composition, identification, preparation and way of reacting of substances, both natural and artificial, inorganic and organic fields.
1. I’ve made a lot of my best friends through chemistry puns, I’ve found that making them with people is usually a great bonding experience.
2. Someone asked if I knew any sodium hypobromite puns, so I just told them NABrO
3. Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
4. If we breathe oxygen during the day what do we breathe at night Nightrogen
5. A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen You can call it a chemis-tree
6. There’s a new film about oxygen that’s coming out soon, but there’s no date, I wonder when it will air.
7. The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class, so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.
8. Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing HeHe
9. I always make chemistry puns, but I never get a reaction
10. I came across this equation on my chemistry test – C2H6O, Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
11. I told my wife, “We gotta invest in molecules” You just can’t beat that compound interest!
12. you know what they say when you fail chemistry, you should chemis-try again
13. Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker, It’s an oxidant waiting to happen.
14. Every molecule in my body came to a complete stop earlier, I’m feeling 0K though.
15. All sugars are chiral molecules, meaning their rotation of plane-polarized light can be either left or right handed, They’re ambidextrose.
16. I got arrested for having one sodium atom and one chlorine atom said I committed a salt
17. Never trust an atom, they make up everything, But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.
18. An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, “Are you sure And the atom replied, “I’m positive!”
19. Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg!
20.My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant, He smelled funny the whole day.
21. A proton went before a judge, for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was “guilty as charged”.
Periodic table puns
1. I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table, Just elements of it
2. Bro who’s periodic table is this?” Bromine
3. I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table, I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
4. My friend said that all the good periodic table jokes argon, But I don’t zinc so.
1. If you find any dead elements around, you need to Barium.
2. When there was a fire, the elements said that Arsenic started the fire.
3. Gold is one of the most expensive elements ever because it is Au-some.
4. When the elements saw a theft happening, they reported the crime to Copper.
Organic chemistry puns
1. Organic chemistry is difficult, Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
2. I just took my Organic Chemistry exam, and I think I’m going to fail, I’m in alkynes of trouble.
3. For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid, I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
4. I find chemistry jokes really boring Everytime I hear one, Ion
1. What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude? – Amino Acid
2. What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron? – I’m keeping my ion U
3. What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms? – 2 Na
4. what do you call a dumb oxygen molecule? an oxymoron.
5. What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery? – One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
6. Why can’t you trust atoms? – Because they make up everything
7. What Do you call a sad molecule? – DepressION
8. Which place does oxygen like the most? – The Ozone.
9. What would a car without any gas be called in Madagascar? – Outtagascar
10. What did one hydrogen atom say to the other when it picked up another proton? – “You’re out of your element!”
11. What’s your favourite element on the periodic table? – Mine’s the element of surprise