All those plants that are part of the Cactaceae family are commonly called cactus. Cacti are found in almost all parts of the world even if their origin is more American. Cacti are also called succulent plants, which are capable of retaining a good amount of water necessary to survive even in long periods of drought. Thanks to this peculiarity, cacti tend to become particularly pointy both in the stem and in the leaves.
The cacti are xerophilous plants or plants that ambient well in arid and desert places where water is almost never present. Over 3000 species are part of the Cactaceae family and so on.
But in this article, we are going to talk about cactus puns and some jokes about them so scroll down and have fun.
Funny Cactus puns
1. Even in school, I never understood the cactus. I mean, what’s the point?
2. Cactus Farmers Shouldn’t Be Parents They’re only good at raising pricks.
3. I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree. They make a prickly pear.
4. I think there’s something wrong with the cactus I’m growing, but I can’t put my finger on it.
5. The common wedding vow for cactus is I will never desert you.
6. My family tree is a cactus, it’s full of pricks
7. I fell into a cactus. I’m making sure to pay attention more sharply next time.
8. I wanted to make up some cactus puns for the comedy show, but it seems that I’m not that sharp.
9. Yesterday My wife asked me why I put succulents in front of all the windows.
I said “Because, honey. Aloe view.”
10. Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks.
11. I’m not a cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
12. There are a lot of intelligent cacti because cactus parents only know how to raise sharp kids.
13. The reason why the cactus always get into trouble at school is that it can’t keep its plants to itself.
Cactus love puns
1. Let’s stick together.
2. Life would succ without you.
3. You’re stuck with me
4. If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!
5. You’re a prick, but I love you.
Cactus birthday puns
1. I hope your birthday is on point.
2. Looking sharp on your birthday.
3. Happy birthday I hope it doesn’t succ
4. Happy Birthday succaa
Cute cactus puns
1. I’m glad I pricked you.
2. You’re looking sharp.
3. We are one sharp bunch
4. We make a prickly pair
5. My point is, I like you.
1. Why didn’t the cactus have friends? – He was a bit prickly.
2. What did one cactus say to the other cactus? – Let’s stick together.
3. What do you call a human that’s now a cactus? – A transplant.
4. What do you call it when a whole bunch of cactus fall over? – A cac-tas-trophy.
5. What should you say if you bump into a cactus? – “Ouch!”
6. What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? – A porcupine.
7. What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away? – “Cactus if you can!”
8. What do you call a lot of cactus? – A cac-ton.
9. What do you call a feline sitting in a planter? – A cactus.
10. Why didn’t the cactus have friends? – He was a bit prickly.
11. What did the cactus say to his wife? – Aloe Vera!