70 Best Car Puns That Will Ignite Laughter in You

One of the greatest technological achievements in human history has undoubtedly been the creation of cars. Cars have been a faithful companion of man for decades, to the point of playing a leading role in everyday life. Its role is unquestionable,

The Best Car Puns

1. A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.

2. I’m fasting today, I’m thinking to scramble some koenigsEGGS and munch some Bugatti bolognese.

3. My friend’s car was Brooke he could not a-Ford to fix it.

4. I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel vindicated.

5. My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!.

6. I was having lunch with my family. and I said KIA pass me the steak.

7. My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.,

8. When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.

Car puns

9. I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.

10. A used auto salesman, aka a car-deal-ogist.

11. A guy who accidentally drove his small import into a giant shrink-wrap machine had his Fiat sealed.

12. A secretary indented her car after leaving too narrow a margin.

13. A used car salesman started a chain and thus founded the Auto-man Empire.

14. After having an accident on the car’s rug, the puppy was stripped of his car-pet privileges.

15. After the test drive, the car salesman drove home his point.

16. An official stopped me in the hospital car park to tell me ”You can’t park here. It’s badge holders only.”

17. Buying a car is quite a show which is why car salespeople use a showroom.

18. Drove my car into a tree once and finally figured out how a Mercedes bends.

19. He hates his job selling used cars, but it’s just his lot in life.

20. He installs ignitions in cars. He’s a real self-starter.

21. How do bunnies that don’t have a car commute to work? The Rabbit Transit.

22. I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians’ promises but I’m having trouble with the fool injection system.

23. I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn’t help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.

24. I use to race cars but could never get along with anyone as they thought I was a racist.

25. I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.

Hilarious Driving puns

1. While driving from Oklahoma to Illinois, I got lost on the way. I’ve been in a state of Missouri ever since.

2. My daughter had her 6th driving test yesterday. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way.

3. I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over if

4. Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window. I said to myself, that’s a little condescending

5. Someone complimented me on my driving the other day. Left a note on the windscreen; Parking Fine!

6. People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t. I would steer clear.

Funny Car wash Puns

1. I was washing the car with my son, until he said “can’t you just use a sponge”

2. I built a car with my washing machine motor. I am going to take it for a spin later.

3. How do you call the place where presidents wash thair car? – Gorge washing ton

4. My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash. Now he’s spotless.

Funny Car Jokes

1. What kind of cars do cooks drive? – Chef-rolets.

2. What has four wheels and flies? – A garbage truck.

3. What kind of petrol does Vin use? – Diesel.

4. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together? – Carpet.

5. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? – It gets toad

6. What kind of car does an egg drive? – A Yolks-wagen

7. What do you call a used car salesman? – A car-deal-ologist

8. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul? – He wanted to bust a move

9. Do you know what grinds my gears? – Clutch failure

10. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? – It gets toad

11. What do you call a Hispanic driver who lost his car? – Carlos

12. What kind of cars do ghosts drive? – Booicks.

13. What do you take care of after a car crash? – The witnesses

14. What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident – An amputation

Puns about cars

15. What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars – Children

16. What car does Hitler drive? – A fuhrerri

17. Why did the baby cross the road? – it wasn’t in its car seat

18. What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? – Get in the car.

19. What car do elves drive? – Toy-yodas

20. Get a new car for your spouse It’ll be a great trade

21. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his spousee A lyft. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk

22. My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her, Instead, I just swam for the surface.

23. This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife? – I thought it was a great trade

24. What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? – It wooden go.

25. My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti? – You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

26. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together? – Carpet

27.  My wife had her driver’s test the other day. – She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped out of her way

28. How to increase the value of a Russian-made car by two times? – Fill up the tank.

29. Why is Chevrolet an environmentally-friendly car? – Because the engine never starts.

30. What does the car bran FIAT stand for? – Fix-It Again Tomorrow.

We hope you liked our collection of car puns. If we have missed any share with us in the comments section down below, we will love to add it to our collection.

Laughitloud Team

We are a squad of professional joke testers, caffeine enthusiasts, and naptime champions. Armed with puns and a questionable sense of humor, we're on a mission to make the world laugh one snort at a time. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and occasional bouts of smiling in public spaces."

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