Coffee is the favorite drink around the world and is tastes different in each country. There is nothing more familiar and reassuring than the coffee that “rises” on the stove, while its delicious aroma pervades the room.
I present below a large collection of coffee puns, latte puns mug puns, and coffee jokes that are the perfect blend for your Instagram post.
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Coffee puns
1. I drink so much coffee that it’s a part of my daily grind now.
2. Bullies who drink coffee are mean beans.
3. You mocha me so happy.
4. You’re brew-ti-ful.
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5. As you love coffee too, clearly we were meant to bean together.
6. Al Cappuccino was the greatest criminal of all time.
7. Rise and grind
8. I met my soulmate at my local café, now we are a happy cup-le.
9. Alright, I’ve had bean-ough of you!
10. I’ve been to every single coffee shop in town. Bean there, done that.
11. We’re the perfect blend.
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12. Coffee is the silent victim in our house, It gets mugged everyday.
13. Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them coughy filters.
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14. My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
15. I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like It’s like espresso with a few bytes of cookie made with RAM’s milk.
16. Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud. It should, it was fresh ground this morning.
17. I invented the cure for Covid, it’s made of my own breed of coffee I call it the Mcafee antivirus
18. There I was this morning, sitting and drinking Coffee in my slippers , and I thought to myself I really need to clean a few mugs around here.
19. Every coffee shop you’ve ever visited is run by a bunch of has-beans.
20. The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire thei as grounds for dismissal.
21. There’s a big space at the local mall where they’re going to build a Starbucks. I suppose that space is now officially the coffee grounds.
latte puns
1. Thanks a latte for me being my friend
2. I like you a latte.
3. Sending you a whole latte love.
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4. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
5. Thanks a latte!
6. Better latte than never
mug puns
1. I’m so sad. Can you mug me?
2. You’re mug-nificent
3. I like big mugs and I cannot lie
4. Mugs and kisses
5. Mug life
6. Mug-gles love coffee
7. If someone steals your coffee it’s called a mugging.
espresso puns
1. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
2. You are very espresso-l for me.
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3. Don’t feel depresso, have an espresso
4. I can’t fully espresso my excitement!
6. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
7. I am depresso when you’re gone.
Cute coffee puns
1. Sip me baby one more time.
2. You’re hot, sweet and I think I have caffeelings for you.
3. Espressily for you.
4. You’re steaming hot!
5. Give it your best shot.
6. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
7. You warm my heart.
Funny Coffee jokes
1. What do you call a coffee drinking demon – A caffiend
2. Where does an astronaut get coffee? – Starbucks
3. How does Moses make his coffee? – Hebrews it.
4. What’s a sad man’s favorite kind of coffee? – Depresso
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? – it got mugged.
6. What’s the best Beatles song? – Latte Be!
7. What’s the opposite of coffee? – Sneezy.
8. What did the piece of cheese say to the Starbucks barista? – Can we Havarti?
9. Where do birds go for coffee? – To the NESTcafe.
10. What do you call the first level of a coffee factory? – The ground floor.
