If you’re searching for funny puns about wolf, then you’re going to love this collection of wolf puns.
Face it, everyone loves werewolves from comedies to horror movies, to werewolf romance novels. Now you can enjoy wolf puns too. We loved werewolves growing up and we love them now.
Funny Wolf Puns
Q: Why do warewolves wear sunglasses?
A: So no one will recognize them.
Q: How do you stop a werewolf from getting through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Q: A werewolf was standing where there was no north, west, nor east, where was he?
The North Pole.
Q: How does a werewolf make an egg roll?
He pushes it!
Q: What did the president say when he saw another werewolf on the Whitehouse lawn wearing camouflage clothing?
Nothing he didn’t see him.
Q: How many werewolves can you get in an empty cupboard?
Only one; after that, it isn’t empty anymore!
Q: Why couldn’t the werewolf take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because you can’t take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take a picture.
Q: How do you keep a werewolf from smelling?
Put a plug in his nose.
Q: Why don’t werewolves eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Q: How do you stop a werewolf from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
Q: Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
Q: How long should a werewolf’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
Q: What should you do if a werewolf invites you to his house for dinner?
Don’t show up.
Q: how did he get it out? Wet. Why do werewolves scratch themselves?
Because they are the only ones who know where they itch.
Q: What happens when you cross a road with a werewolf?
You get to the other side.
Q: Why did the werewolf cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the werewolf cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Q: Where does a werewolf go if he loses his tail?
To a re-tail store.
Q: How far can a werewolf run into the woods?
Halfway. After that, he would be running out of the woods and not into the woods
Q: Why did the werewolf cross the road?
To show the squirrel how to do it right.
Q: Why do werewolves wear sneakers?
So they can sneak up on people without being heard.
Q: How do werewolves dive into swimming pools?
Q: Why was the werewolf wearing camouflage clothing?
So he could sneak up on people without being seen.
Q: What did the president say when he saw a werewolf on the Whitehouse lawn wearing sunglasses?
Nothing he could not recognize him.
Q: What do you do if a werewolf gets angry with you?
Run away as fast as you can!
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a duck?
I don’t know but it floats in water.
Q: What else do you get if you cross a dog and a werewolf?
A scarred postman!
Q: And what else do you get if you cross a dog and a werewolf?
I’m not sure, but I think I saw one chasing a car.
Q: How do werewolves prefer their meat cooked?
Usually medium or Rare, but sometimes still running down the street!
Q: Eleven werewolves shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage to do that?
It wasn’t raining.
Q: How is a werewolf like a grape?
They’re both purple, except for the werewolf.
Q: How do werewolves get inside locked cemeteries at night?
They use a skeleton key.
Q: What do you do if you see a werewolf walking down the street as you are driving along?
Keep on driving.
Q: How do you keep a werewolf from howling in the dark?
Turn the lights on.
Q: How do you make a werewolf float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and add a werewolf.
Q: If a werewolf jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?
Q: What do you call a werewolf who crosses the street twice in the same day?
Q: What is louder than a werewolf howling at the moon?
Two werewolves howling at the moon.
Q: What should you do if you find an angry werewolf in your kitchen?
Q: What should you doif you see a werewolf with rabies?
Hope he doesn’t see you.
Q: Who gave the werewolf ablack eye?
No one gave it to him. He had to fight for it.
Q: What is the first sign your teacher or boss might be a werewolf?
He is very hairy and itches a lot.
Q: How many teeth does a werewolf have?
I don’t know. I was too busy running to count!
Q: What you get when you cross a dog with a werewolf?
I don’t know but it’s not man’s best friend!
Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a skunk?
As far away from it as you can!
Q: What is the next sign your teacher or boss might be a werewolf?
He smells like a dog and looks like he needs a shave when the moon is full.
Q: Why couldn’t the werewolves play cards on their ocean cruise?
Because the captain kept standing on the deck.
Q: What did the werewolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me!
Q: Would you rather have a werewolf chase you or a vampire?
I’d rather have him chase the vampire.
Q: What did the cheapskate werewolf say when a man flipping a coin asked him if wanted heads or tails?
He said, “I’ll take the whole coin please.”
Q: Why won’t werewolves play basketball with pigs?
Because the pigs always HOG the ball.
Q: Why was the werewolf standing on one leg?
Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall over.
Q: How can a werewolf tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Easy – he reads the label.
Q: How does a werewolf catch a squirrel?
He climbs up a tree and acts like a nut.
Q: What are two things a werewolf doesn’t eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a werewolf?
I do not know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully.
Q: When is the best time for a werewolf to have lunch?
Sometime after breakfast!
Q: Why did the werewolf wear a helmet while he was eating at the dinner table?
Because he was on a crash diet.
Q: What does an invisible werewolf drink at snack time?
Q: How do you put a werewolf in a refrigerator?
Open the door put him in, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the werewolf out, put the elephant in, and close the door.
Q: Why do werewolves wear belts?
To hold their pants up.
Q: How do you get a werewolf to stop digging in the yard?
Take away his shovel.
Q: What time is it when 5 werewolves chase 1 person?
Five after one.
Q: What happened when the werewolf chased a banana?
The banana split!
Q: What do you call a werewolf wearing earplugs?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
Q: What do little werewolves like to read at bedtime?
Q: What letter can a werewolf drink?
Q: What do you call a 9-foot tall werewolf?
Q: Why was the werewolf humming?
Because he didn’t know the words.
Q: What did the flag say to the werewolf?
Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why wasn’t the werewolf hurt when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung.
Q: How do you stop a werewolf from howling in the back seat of a car?
Move him to the front seat.
Q: What did the ocean say to the werewolf?
Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why are werewolves good writers?
Because they always have a tail to tell!
Q: What do you do when a werewolf knocks on your front door?
You hope it is Halloween!!
Q: Why was the werewolf only wearing one boot?
Because he heard there would only be a 50% chance of snow!
Q: How many werewolves can you get in an empty cupboard?
Only one, after that it isn’t empty.
Q: Why was the werewolf fired from the car assembly line?
He was caught taking a
Q: Why did the werewolf climb up to the roof of the restaurant?
He heard the meals were on the house that day.
Q: Why did the werewolf ask all his friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
He was building a dark room.
Q: How can a werewolf see through a wall?
He uses the window.
Q: What is the one question a werewolf can’t answer yes to without telling a lie?
Are you dead?
Q: A werewolf is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him why?
He was walking.
Q: If a rooster lays an egg at 5:00 AM. When can a werewolf eat the egg?
Never. Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Q: Why isn’t a werewolf’s nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Q: What did the werewolf get for stealing a calendar?
Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A dog that chases airplanes.
Q: What should you do if a werewolf gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be someone he ate.
Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
Q: How many werewolves can you get in an empty garage?
Only one; after that, it isn’t empty.
Q: A blue werewolf lives in a blue house. A green werewolf man lives in a green house. What lives in the white house?
Q: Can werewolves jump higher than a tall building?
Yes, buildings can’t jump.
Q: Why did the werewolf put honey under his pillow?
He wanted to have sweet dreams.
Q: Why can’t a werewolf living in Canada be buried in America?
Because he is still living.
Q: What happened when a werewolf took the bus?
The police made him give it back.
Q: How do you know if there is a nine-foot werewolf in your refrigerator?
Because nothing else will fit!
Q: What did the calculator say to the werewolf?
You can count on me!
Q: Where is the best place to keep a werewolf?
In a were-house.
Q: What happens if a werewolf falls in the washing machine?
He becomes a wash and werewolf.
Q: How can a werewolf go eight days without sleep?
Simple. He sleeps at night!
Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite holiday?
Q: What is a werewolf’s other favorite Holiday?
Q: What do werewolves call runners and joggers?
Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite thing to eat with pizza?
Q: What worse than a woman having a bad hair day?
A werewolf having a bad fur day.
Q: Why did the werewolf stay home from school?
It was a howl-liday!
Q: How do you stop a werewolf that is chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch.
Q: What kind of markets do werewolves always avoid?
Q: What do you do for an itchy werewolf?
Buy him a flea collar.
Q: Little boy: “Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf?”
Mommy: “Stop talking and brush your face. “
Q: Why did the werewolf mistake the dogcatcher for an orange?
He was color-blind.
Q: Why did the werewolf bleach his hair?
To see if blonds have more fun.
Q: Why was the werewolf arrested at the butcher’s shop?
He was caught chop lifting!