Oranges are awesome. They are convenient, tasty and, most importantly, they are good for you. Oranges have long been a halftime staple for athletes, and an orange is an excellent snack anytime. Here are 40 amazing Orange Puns.
The Best Orange puns collection
1. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
2. My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins It’s the weight and c approach I guess
3. I used to work at the orange juice factory. I got fired because I couldn’t concentrate..
4. You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
5. An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
6. Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
7. I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
8. The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
9. People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
10. I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
11. Do you know Oranges do sweat when squeezed hard at work. However, they give orange juice instead.
Best Orange puns and Jokes
1. Why don’t oranges go around blind? – Because they take Vitamin See!
2. Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? – Lack of concentration.
3. What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do? – Look round!
4. i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda. – turns out it was a fanta sea.
5. Why was red in awe of orange? – Because orange blue green.
6. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill – It ran out of juice.
7. What is the healthiest fruit? – An orange It takes Vitamin See!
8. What do you call fake oranges? – Pulp Fiction
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9. Where were the first orange trees planted? – In Orange County.
10. What does an orange sweat? – Orange juice.
11. Why didn’t the apple and orange get married – Because fruit cantaloupe.
12. Why did the citrus fruit join the military? – Because it was a navel orange.
13. Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? – Because he couldn’t find a Date!
14. Why did the orange lose the race? – because it got Im-peached.
15. Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice? – It said concentrate.
16. Why did the fruit bat eat the orange? – Because it had appeal.
17. Why did the orange go to the doctor? – It wasn’t peeling well.
18. Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette.- They call it “Nico-tang”
19. What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.