Cow puns are not something easy to come up with it turns out there aren’t a lot of natural word pairings.
Cows are lovely, gentle creatures that are most famous for producing dairy products. But what else… What do they like to eat? Munch on grass and spend a lot of time outdoors! There’s not a lot to work with here unless you want to resort to lame jokes about “milking it” or something like that.
These funny cow puns might just be the answer you need to save this post from being boring as milk.
Cows also tend to sleep standing up and don’t have a lot of visible body hair – although they do have quite a bit of invisible hair… If you know what we mean. So yeah, these puns may not be the easiest thing in the world, but we think you’ll agree they are worth chewing on!
Best Cow Puns
1 Did you hear about the cow who forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused
2. The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound a sleep in the fields
3. Did you hear about that romantic cow who took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies
4. The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator
5. In order to take an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator
6. The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me
7. The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef
8. Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears
9. Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City
10. Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs
Related: Funniest Puns Ever
11. I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk
12. You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria
13. The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound a sleep in the fields
14. The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security
15. The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each udder dry
16. Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk
17. If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream
18. Sweden will never export cattle because they want to keep them in Stockholm
19. The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore
20. The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo
21. Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.
22. I’ve never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
Cow Puns Names
1. Mooana
2. Daisy
3. Cheddar
4. Buttercup
5. MooDonna
6. Leonardo DiCowprio
7. Mooshu
8. Wiggles
9. Cheeseburger
10. Moolissa McCarthy
11. Cowabunga
12. Moo Radley
13. Budder Pickle
15. Bull-headed
16. Moo-tant
17. Cow-stellation
18. Moo-lennium
Cow Pun Captions
1. “Moooving on up in the world”
2. “Udderly delightful”
3. “Happier than a cow in clover”
4. “Cows have my uddermost respect”
5. “Moo-sic to my ears”
6. “Moo-tivated to succeed”
7. “A cow-tastic day”
8. “Cowservative with my spending”
9. “Milky way or the highway”
10. “One cow’s trash is another cow’s treasure”
Cow Jokes
1. Where do Russians get their milk? – From Mos-cows.
2. What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? – Cowboom.
3. What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? – Steer Wars.
4. Why was the cow always exercising? – To build up its moo-scles.
5. Why was the cow so scared? – Because he was a cow-ard.
6. What happens when a cow stops shaving? – It grows a Moostache.
7. What does a cow ride when his car is broken? – A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
8. What would you hear at a cow concert? – Moo-sic.
9. When doesn’t a bull have horns? – When it’s a bullfrog.
10. What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? – Dracowla.
11. Where do cows get together? – The meet market.
12. What do cows like to eat for lunch? – Moo-shroom soup.
13. What do cows get when they are sick? – Hay Fever.
14. What country do cows love to visit? – Moo Zealand.
15. What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom? – A cow walking backwards.
16. What South American dance do cows like to do? – The Rump-a.
17. What is the difference between a car and a bull? – A car only has one horn.
18. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? – He wanted rich milk.
19. Where do pigs learn about magic? – School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
20. What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake? – Milkshake.
70 of our favorite cow puns and funny jokes to amoose you with laughter.
Simple yet loveable. These cow puns work well for any occasion. Whether you are trying to impress your significant other, hit it off with fellow cow lovers, or simply break the ice, just give these a go!
Even if they may be too cheesy, I’m sure you’ll get a smile or two!
What are your favorites? Did we miss any?
Please comment below, we would love to hear from you.
