Frogs are unique and amusing creatures, and their croaking, hopping, and general cuteness have made them a source of fun for centuries. If you’re looking for a ribbiting good time, then look no further than this collection of the best frog puns around!
From clever takes on their scientific name to jokes about their favorite pastime of hopping, these puns will have you laughing out loud. Whether you’re looking for a hilarious joke to tell at a party or a fun way to brighten someone’s day, these frog puns will do the trick.
So grab your lily pad and dive into this collection of the best frog puns around – you’re sure to have a croaking good time!
Funny Frog & Toad Puns
1. Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club? He got toad.
2. Did you know why frogs always so happy? Because They eat what ever bugs them
3. I saw a documentary on frogs recently. It was absolutely ribbiting.
4. I once knew a frog mortician! Too bad he croaked.
5. Did you heard about the short-sighted frog? He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
6. Frogs shouldn’t write cheques. They always bounce.
7. A man asked a frog how to open a bag of chips The frog said, “rip it”.
8. Have you seen the ballet Frog Lake? It’s toad-ally like Swan Lake but with more leaping.
9. My boss said he’d give me a bonus if I did an impression of a frog. I jumped at the opportunity.
10. The toad pulled his car over because the road became too froggy to see.
Here are some frog pun captions:
1. “Hoppy to meet you!”
2. “I’m just a hop, skip, and a jump away.”
3. “I’m frog-tally in love with you.”
4. “I’m ribbiting with excitement to see you.”
5. “You’re hoppin’ amazing!”
6. “I’m just a little froggy, sitting in a pond, thinking about you.”
7. “You’re the frog to my prince(ss).”
8. “I’ve got a frog in my throat, but I still croak for you.”
9. “I’m just hop-ping through life with you.”
10. “I’m not just any frog, I’m a prince(ss) in disguise.”
Frog Pun Names
1. Kermit the Hopper
2. Leaping Lenny
3. Tadpole Todd
4. Bullfrog Bruce
5. Croaking Chad
6. Ribbit Rachel
7. Jumpy Jamie
8. Frogbert the Great
9. Fluffy the Frog
10. Hoppy Harry
Frog Love Puns
1. You’re un-frog-ettable.
2. I am toad-ally in love with you
3. Don’t frog-et about me.
4. I toadally adore you!
5. You make me hoppy
6. I am Kerm-itted to you
Frog birthday puns
1. “Toaday is the big day! Happy birthday
2. Don’t Worry. Be Hoppy! Have a happy birthday!
3. Have a toad-ally awesome birthday!
4. I hope you Have a unfrogettable birthday
5. Be Hoppy it’s your birthday
Frog Punny Jokes
1. What do frogs order when they go out for lunch? – French Flies
2. When is a car like a frog? – When it’s being toad
3. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? – Hop in!
4. What is a frog’s favorite exercise? – Jumping Jacks
5. What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle? – A hopsicle
6. What’s a toad’s favorite candy? – Lollihops
7. How does a frog win a gold medal? – In the long jump
8. What does a genie frog say? – Rub it
9. What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? – Mistletoad
10. Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? – had his own frog horn.
11. What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? – A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio
12. What kind of frog lives in a tree house? – A tree frog
13. What do frog’s say after telling a joke? – Git-it git-it
14. How many frogs would fit in your glass of water? – Toadily too many
15. What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog? – A jumprope
16. How can you tell if a frog doesn’t have ears? – You yell “Free Flies” and he doesn’t come.
17.cWhat do you get when you cross a frog and peppermints? – Peepermint
18. What do you call a frog spy? – A croak and dagger agent
19. Why did the frog make so many mistakes? – It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
20. What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? – Someone who pole-vaults without a pole