In this beautiful selection of flower puns, we seek to select only the best flower puns to beautify and brighten your day, just as flowers do in our environments in which they are placed! so Choose your favourite pun and share!
1. Daisy me Rollin they hatin.
2. Leaf me alone
3. That floral feeling
4. What in carnation
5. Once and flor-al
6. Petal to the metal
7. You are my sun shine
8. I lilac you
9. Don’t stop be-leaf-ing
10. Aloe you very much
11. Get clover it
12. We are mint to be
13. Here comes the sun(flower)
14. I love you tulip much
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15. I lilac you a lot
16. I am so lucky to be yorchid
17. What’s up, buttercup
18. Rose to the occasion
19. You’ve got heart of gold
20. You’re my sweetpetal
List Of best Flower Puns and Jokes
1. Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
— He just wants somebudy to love.
2. What did the rock say to the flower?
— Ok Bloomer
3. My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers.
— oopsie daisy
4. What’s it called when a flower gives head?
5. Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
— She rose above it.
6. What kind of women get the most flowers on March 8?
— The ones who die on March 7.
7. How much does a flower love their friends?
8. Why did the gardener quit?
— Because his celery wasn’t high enough.
9. How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
— They have tulips.
10. What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
— Get clover it.
11. Where do drunk sea flowers go?
— Alcoholics Anemones.
12. What’s the best flower for a boy to give for Mother’s day?
— Son-flowers of course!
13. What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
14. How does a flower whistle?
— Through their tulips.
15. What do you call a flower that loves little flowers
— A Petalfile
16. What do you get when you cross Lassie with a daisy?
— A collie-flower!
17. What’s the difference between a Necrophiliac and a Necromancer?
18. What do you call it when two young flowers fall in love?
— A budding romance!
19. What did the bee say to the flower?
— Hello honey!
20. Why couldn’t the scientist plant any flowers?
— He hadn’t botany!
21. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
— He wanted to grow a power plant.
22. What kind of flower grows on your face?
23. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
— Its petals were broken.
24. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
— A power plant.
25. What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
— A “red carnation!”
26. If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
27. What’s a bees favourite flower?
— A bee-gonias!
28. What did the step dad say to the flower?
— YOU’RE GROUNDED!
29. What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night?
— The Day-zzz.
30. What’s a bees favorite flower?
— A bee-gonias!
31. What type of flower would you give a saxophone player?
32. Why is the letter A like a flower?
— A bee comes after it.