If i say tomato what are the first few things that come in your mind, vegetable, tomato soup or blah, blah but what if I say funny, you will be like nah how can a vegetable be funny. Stop there! To prove You wrong we present you our collection of best tomato puns & jokes that will make you laugh from head tomatoes.
Best Tomato Puns
1. Accidentally I spilled some tomato ketchup in my eye. In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
2. Once I saw a tomato blushing cause He saw the salad dressing.
3. My friend always makes vegetable puns, I wonder what’s tomato with him.
4. My mate Tom lost his two big toes in an accident. We now call him Tomatoes.
5. Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
6. I made a salad when the tomato rolled off the counter As it landed upon my foot, I exclaimed I took a Tomato Tomato!!
7. In the life of every tomato there comes a great dilemma To mate or to matter
8. Did you hear about the tomato that self-identifies as a carrot? He was A transplant.
9. I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It makes it a soup herb.
10. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
11. Hey guys I was inspecting our seedlings this morning: “The tomato is catching up with the other plants.
12. A tomato officer with his team walks to Salad’s house and knocks on the door. “Lettuce in!”
13. Did you know Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods? Because they’re in-bred!
14. A friend rubbed tomato ketchup on his eyes. In Heinz sight, it wasn’t a good idea.
Best Tomato Jokes
1. Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable? – Because they can’t ketchup.
2. why did the bread kick the tomato over? – because he loafed him.
3. How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees? – Can them.
4. What’s a tomato’s greatest desire?
– To Merrymato.
5. What do you call a potatoe that mimics a tomatoe? – An Imitator.
6. How do you fix a broken tomato? – Tomato paste!
7. What is red and goes up and down? – A tomato in an elevator.
8. What did one tomato say to the other tomato? – You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.
9. What did Bacon say to Tomato? – Lettuce get together!
10. What did the pasta say to the tomato? – Don’t get saucy with me!
11. What type of tomato smells the best? – A Roma!
