50+ Tooth Puns That Will Actually Make You laugh out loud
Check out this funny collection of tooth puns. These tooth puns will make you laugh out loud and it would be fun if you’re on your way to a dentist appointment, or in the waiting room, to relieve any tension.
Tooth Puns
Q: What is red, and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Q-What does the dentist of the year get?
A-A little plaque
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
Q: Where do teeth like to shop?
A: At the Gap.
Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.
Q: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
A: His fl ossophy
Q: What did the dentist tell the tooth as he left the room?
A: I’ll fill you in when I get back.
Q: What kind of glue would you use to keep your teeth together?
A: Tooth paste.
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth
Q: What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?
A: Toothsday.
Q: Why did the jewel thief break into the dentist office?
A: He heard they had pearly whites.
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Q: Why did the dentist visit Thomas the train?
A: He kept hearing him say “Tooth-Tooth. Tooth-Tooth” and thought he had a toothache!
Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
A: It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
Q: What do we call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
A: He ate himself!
Q: Why are teeth so sharp?
A: They study a lot!
Q: What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?
A: A tuba toothpaste!
Q: How do you get to tooth island?
A: The tooth ferry.
Q: Why did the termite eat the sofa, the chair, and the loveseat?
A: It had a suite tooth.
Q: We brush our teeth at night so that we can keep our teeth. Why do we brush our teeth in the morning?
A: We brush our teeth in the morning to keep our friends
Q: Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth your own?
A: Actor: Whose do you think they are?
Q: What will the dentist give you for $1?
A: Buck teeth!
Q: Why are teeth so hard?
A: They exercise a lot!
Q: What has teeth, but no mouth?
A: A comb.
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Q: Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?
A: Brussia.
Q: Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
A: It had Bluetooth
Q: Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?
A: To catch her false teeth.
Q: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
A: Chocolate!
Q: How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free?
A: Irritate a lion.
Q: Why did the dentist and manicurist breakup?
A: They fought tooth and nail
Q: What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
A: You can’t handle the tooth!”
Q: Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste?
A: Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
Q: What do you call a dentist’s X-ray?
A: Tooth pics.
Q: Hmm, it would appear that you have nice, even teeth.
Unfortunately, it’s because teeth Nos. 1, 3 and 5 are missing.
Q: What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
A: He ate the dentist.
Q: Why did the girl go back into the dentist’s office while she was leaving?
A: Toothank him.
Q: At what time do people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist that was leaving the office?
A: Please fill me in tomorrow
Q: What did one tooth say to the other?
A: Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Q: Why did the tooth want to be left alone?
A: It needed time toothink.
Q: What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
“A black hole.”
Q: What do you call a tooth that you lose in your backyard?
A: A lawn molar.
Q: What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
A: One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Q: How do you fix a broken tooth?
A: With tooth paste!
Q: What do arctic dentists see out their windows?
A: Molar bears.
Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
A: A: Hard cheese.
Q: Which fruit leaves money for teeth they find?
A: The tooth pear-ie
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