50 Donut puns That You’ll Dough So Much

50 Donut puns That You’ll Dough So Much

Let’s persuade the National Donut Day with these hilarious donut puns. Everyone has their own favourite comfort food, and for some, it’s donuts. Whether it’s dripping cream or covered in chocolate, a donut can really brighten someone’s day. If donuts drive you crazy and you can’t go a day without one, you must be in love with donuts. And if you call yourself a donut lover, you should know some donut puns.

List of Best Donut puns

1. donut be jelly it’s my birthday

2. donut mind if i do

3. Donut judge me

4. Donut go break my heart

5. Donut bother me I am working

6. Just hang on I glazed over there for a minute

7. You donut know how much you mean to me

8. Donut worry be happy

9. Okay I donut care

10. Donut disturb

11. Donut stop bleaving

12. I donut know what I do without you

13. You guys would totally be bae-goals

14. I-cing about you in the shower

15. He’s not sure what he would dough without you

16. You make him hole

17. Please donut say no to me

18. Please donut make a fools of donuts

19. Why dough you guys punish us always

20. Donut worry

21. Donut just stood there with a gazled expression

22. Donut give up

23. Eat more hole foods

24. You donut know how much I love you

25. Donut judge me

26. You drive me glazy

27. You donut want to miss this

28. Donut try this

29. Donut be jealous

30. I want you to glaze my hole

31. I donut no how to thank you

32. Thanks a hole bunch for being here

33. I like your hole a lot

34. You know I was eating a salad last night and I started chocking on a carrot and all I could think is my life flashed before my eyes was a better donut wouldn’t have done this to me

Collection of best Donut puns and jokes

Q: What’s a donut’s favourite day of the week?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What type of donuts can fly?
A: A plain one.

Q: What did one donut say to the other?
A: I donut care

Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a filling!

Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a filling.

Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!

Q: What is the Wikipedia definition for a donut? A: A poor man’s substitute for women

Q: What do you call a cute donut! A: Adoughrable!

Q: Why did the donut decide to become a priest?
A: It always felt very hole-y!

Q: Why did the donut go to the doctor?… A: Because it was feeling crummy!

Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A: A Holy Donut!

Q: How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?
A: Jam-packed!

Q: Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?
A: Dunkin’ Donuts

Q: Why do cops love an icy winter morning?
A: So they can do donuts in the parking lot

Q: Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland?
A: Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.

Q: Bagels and donuts are the same thing..
A: I donut see a difference.

Q: Why did the girl give up her job at the donut factory?
A: She was fed up with the hole business.

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