Let’s persuade the National Donut Day with these hilarious donut puns. Everyone has their own favourite comfort food, and for some, it’s donuts. Whether it’s dripping cream or covered in chocolate, a donut can really brighten someone’s day. If donuts drive you crazy and you can’t go a day without one, you must be in love with donuts. And if you call yourself a donut lover, you should know some donut puns.
List of Best Donut puns
1. donut be jelly it’s my birthday
2. donut mind if i do
3. Donut judge me
4. Donut go break my heart
5. Donut bother me I am working
6. Just hang on I glazed over there for a minute
7. You donut know how much you mean to me
8. Donut worry be happy
9. Okay I donut care
10. Donut disturb
11. Donut stop bleaving
12. I donut know what I do without you
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13. You guys would totally be bae-goals
14. I-cing about you in the shower
15. He’s not sure what he would dough without you
16. You make him hole
17. Please donut say no to me
18. Please donut make a fools of donuts
19. Why dough you guys punish us always
20. Donut worry
21. Donut just stood there with a gazled expression
22. Donut give up
23. Eat more hole foods
24. You donut know how much I love you
25. Donut judge me
26. You drive me glazy
27. You donut want to miss this
28. Donut try this
29. Donut be jealous
30. I want you to glaze my hole
31. I donut no how to thank you
32. Thanks a hole bunch for being here
33. I like you hole a lot
34. I go nuts for donuts
35. Glazed and confused
36. Hole-y Moley!
37. You’re A-Dough-Rable
Collection of best Donut puns and jokes
Q: What’s a donut’s favourite day of the week?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What type of donuts can fly?
A: A plain one.
Q: What did one donut say to the other?
A: I donut care
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a filling!
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a filling.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Q: What is the Wikipedia definition for a donut? A: A poor man’s substitute for women
Q: What do you call a cute donut! A: Adoughrable!
Q: Why did the donut decide to become a priest?
A: It always felt very hole-y!
Q: Why did the donut go to the doctor?… A: Because it was feeling crummy!
Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A: A Holy Donut!
Q: How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?
A: Jam-packed!
Q: Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?
A: Dunkin’ Donuts
Q: Why do cops love an icy winter morning?
A: So they can do donuts in the parking lot
Q: Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland?
A: Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.
Q: Bagels and donuts are the same thing..
A: I donut see a difference.
Q: Why did the girl give up her job at the donut factory?
A: She was fed up with the hole business.
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