60+ Fruit Puns That Will Leave You in Splits!

Prepare your taste buds for a fruit-filled feast of laughter and amusement! Are you ready to fall into a world where puns and sweetness collide in the most delightful concoction?

Welcome to a whimsical oasis of fruit puns, where each juicy joke and playful word promises to squeeze out a smile.

From the zaniest one-liners that will leave you giggling to the most adorable puns perfect for jazzing up your Instagram captions, we’ve curated a special platter just for you.

So, get ready to embark on a flavorful journey through the orchards of humour, where every apple of wit and every slice of hilarity awaits to brighten up your day.

Join us as we peel back the layers of mundanity and serve you a refreshing medley of cute and creative fruit puns, guaranteed to add that extra zest to your life’s fruit salad!

Funny Fruit Puns

1. I am grapeful for our friendship

2. You’re one in a melon

3. My heart beets for you

4. Avo good day

5. We make the perfect pear

6. My existence is a peach of shit

7. You are cherry sweet

8. Olive you so much it hurts

9. I sew my friend Mel on the beach earlier

10. There’s so mushroom in my heart for you

11. The melon ran away and marry someone but it cantaloupe

12. The spoiled grape led a little wine

13. A wine can cause a grapeshot

14. You look radishing

15. I find this attaire appeeling

16. I’ve bean thinking about you

17. Lettuce turnip the beet

18. Bitch peas

19. I find you a-peeling!

20. Orange you glad to see me?

21, Lettuce turnip the beet.

22. I’m grapeful for your friendship.

23. You’re berry sweet!

24. Don’t kiwi about your problems.

25. I’m plum crazy for you.

26. You’re the apple of my eye.

27. Olive you so much.

28. Let’s get figgy with it.

29. Don’t be a sour grape.

30. You’re a peach of a person.

31. Life’s a bowl of cherries!

32. I’m bananas for you.

33. This is grape news!

34. You make my heart melon.

35. You’re the zest!

36. Pear pressure is real.

37. You’re berry-licious!

38. Lime yours, lime mine.

39. Let’s mango crazy!

40. Don’t be a crabapple.

41. I’m nuts about you.

42. You’re the pineapple of perfection.

43. Time to raisin the fun!

44. Olive a sudden, I’m hungry.

45. You’re the apple in my pie.

46. Let’s have a fruitful day.

47. You’re the berry best.

48. Peachy keen, jellybean.

49. You’re the lemon to myade.

50. Let’s get fruity together!

51. I’m plum-tuckered out.

52. Let’s make like a banana and split.

53. You drive me bananas!

54. You’re grape at making me smile.

55. Don’t be a quitter, be a fruit-er!

56. I can’t elieve how great you are.

57. You’re a real fruit-ture leader.

58. This situation is a bit a-peel-ing.

59. Let’s kiwi-t our worries away.

60. You’re the cherry on top.

61. It’s a date – or a fig!

62. I’m water-melon-choly without you.

63. Pears make great company!

64. Let’s keep things fruity and fresh.

65. You’re the grape escape.

66. Honeydew you want to hang out?

67. You’re the pineapple of politeness.

68. I’m plum full of joy when you’re around!

Best Fruit Pun Captions For Instagram

1. “Orange you glad we found the perfect photo?”

2. “Lettuce turnip the beet with some fruity fun!”

3. “We make a grape pear, don’t you think?”

4. “It’s berry nice to have moments like these!”

5. “Peeling peachy keen with this sweet capture!”

6. “Feeling melon-choly? Here’s a fruit for thought!”

7. “Life’s a bowl of cherries, especially with good company!”

8. “Squeezing every drop of joy from this fruity day!”

9. “It’s a date! Let’s make some memories together.”

10. “Keeping things fresh with a dash of citrus charm.”

11. “We make a pear-fect pair, don’t you think?”

12. “Don’t be afraid to take a pineapple on life’s adventures!”

13. “Bananas about this moment! Can you tell?”

14. “Juicy moments make the best memories. 🍓”

15. “Adding a slice of sweetness to your feed with this fruity delight!”

Best Fruit Pun One-liners

1. I find you a-peeling!

2. You’re the apple of my eye!

3. Orange you glad we met?

4. Let’s make like a banana and split!

5. You’re berry special to me!

6. You’re grape at making jokes!

7. I find you very a-peel-ing!

8. You make my heart go fig-ure!

9. You’re one in a melon!

10. You’re plum-tastic!

11. Olive you so much!

12. You’re the zest in my life!

13. You’re the pineapple of perfection!

14. I’m bananas for you!

15. You’re the cherry on top of my day!

Best Collection of fruit puns and jokes

1. How do you make an apple puff? — Chase it round the garden!

2. What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie? — Puff pastry!

3. What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? — An outboard apple.

4. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? — It can look round. Apple #1: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Apple #2: Worms, I think.

5. Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

The banana was not peeling very well.

6. Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

7. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

8. What is square and green?

A lemon in disguise

9. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

10. What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers

11. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


12. How did Iceland repel the bananas attack?

By freezing them

13. Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?

Because they have Appeal!

14, What did the grape say when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

15. Why did the lemon cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a lemon squash!

16. How do you find a lost rabbit?

Easy. Make a noise like a carrot.

17. Why did the passion fruit vine lose its passion? — Because its fruit fell off

18. “What’s purple and huge and swims in the ocean?”

“Moby Grape.”

19. What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?

The world’s best Sundae!

20. What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

21. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

An electric banana.

22. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

Thanks for peeling back the layers of fruity fun with us! We hope you enjoyed this berry delightful journey of fruit puns.

Remember, when life gives you lemons, make a great outro and keep spreading the zest for pun-tastic wordplay. Stay grape and keep on enjoying life’s juiciest moments!

Laughitloud Team

We are a squad of professional joke testers, caffeine enthusiasts, and naptime champions. Armed with puns and a questionable sense of humor, we're on a mission to make the world laugh one snort at a time. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and occasional bouts of smiling in public spaces."

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