Get ready to peel with laughter and go bananas over our juicy collection of fruit puns! From berry, funny wordplay to citrusy jokes that’ll make you grin, this blog post is a fruitful adventure for pun enthusiasts.
Whether you’re an apple-solute pun master or just looking to add some zest to your day, we’ve got you covered. Join us as we explore the fruitful world of puns that’s ripe with humor and a sprinkle of vitamin C. From the apple of your eye to the berry best of jokes,
this compilation is a cornucopia of fruity fun. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to let out a few groan-worthy sighs and a whole bunch of chuckles as we dive into our hand-picked assortment of fruit-inspired puns. Let’s get this peel-y good time started!
Funny Fruit Puns
1. I am grapeful for our friendship
2. You’re one in a melon
3. My heart beets for you
4. Avo good day
5. We make the perfect pear
6. My existence is a peach of shit
7. You are cherry sweet
8. Olive you so much it hurts
9. I sew my friend Mel on the beach earlier
10. There’s so mushroom in my heart for you
11. The melon ran away and marry someone but it cantaloupe
12. The spoiled grape led a little wine
13. A wine can cause a grapeshot
14. You look radishing
15. I find this attaire appeeling
16. I’ve bean thinking about you
17. Lettuce turnip the beet
18. Bitch peas
19. I find you a-peeling!
20. Orange you glad to see me?
21, Lettuce turnip the beet.
22. I’m grapeful for your friendship.
23. You’re berry sweet!
24. Don’t kiwi about your problems.
25. I’m plum crazy for you.
26. You’re the apple of my eye.
27. Olive you so much.
28. Let’s get figgy with it.
29. Don’t be a sour grape.
30. You’re a peach of a person.
31. Life’s a bowl of cherries!
32. I’m bananas for you.
33. This is grape news!
34. You make my heart melon.
35. You’re the zest!
36. Pear pressure is real.
37. You’re berry-licious!
38. Lime yours, lime mine.
39. Let’s mango crazy!
40. Don’t be a crabapple.
41. I’m nuts about you.
42. You’re the pineapple of perfection.
43. Time to raisin the fun!
44. Olive a sudden, I’m hungry.
45. You’re the apple in my pie.
46. Let’s have a fruitful day.
47. You’re the berry best.
48. Peachy keen, jellybean.
49. You’re the lemon to myade.
50. Let’s get fruity together!
51. I’m plum-tuckered out.
52. Let’s make like a banana and split.
53. You drive me bananas!
54. You’re grape at making me smile.
55. Don’t be a quitter, be a fruit-er!
56. I can’t elieve how great you are.
57. You’re a real fruit-ture leader.
58. This situation is a bit a-peel-ing.
59. Let’s kiwi-t our worries away.
60. You’re the cherry on top.
61. It’s a date – or a fig!
62. I’m water-melon-choly without you.
63. Pears make great company!
64. Let’s keep things fruity and fresh.
65. You’re the grape escape.
66. Honeydew you want to hang out?
67. You’re the pineapple of politeness.
68. I’m plum full of joy when you’re around!
Best Collection of fruit puns and jokes
1. How do you make an apple puff? — Chase it round the garden!
2. What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie? — Puff pastry!
3. What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? — An outboard apple.
4. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? — It can look round. Apple #1: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Apple #2: Worms, I think.
5. Why did the banana go to see the doctor? — The banana was not peeling very well.
6. Why did the banana go out with the prune? — Because he couldn’t find a date.
7. What is the easiest way to make a banana split? — Cut it in half.
8. What is square and green? — A lemon in disguise
9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? — Because it wasn’t peeling well
10. What do you call two banana peels? — A pair of slippers
11. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? — Slippers!
12. How did Iceland repel the bananas attack? — By freezing them
13. Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene? — Because they have Appeal!
14, What did the grape say when he got stepped on? — He let out a little wine.
15. Why did the lemon cross the road? — Because it wanted to be a lemon squash!
16. How do you find a lost rabbit? — Easy. Make a noise like a carrot.
17. Why did the passion fruit vine lose its passion? — Because its fruit fell off
18. “What’s purple and huge and swims in the ocean?” — “Moby Grape.”
19. What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? — The world’s best Sundae!
20. What’s yellow and always points to the north? — A magnetic banana.
21. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? — An electric banana.
22. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? — If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Thanks for peeling back the layers of fruity fun with us! We hope you enjoyed this berry delightful journey of fruit puns.
Remember, when life gives you lemons, make a great outro and keep spreading the zest for pun-tastic wordplay. Stay grape and keep on enjoying life’s juiciest moments!
