60 Great Fruit Puns You Will Love Berry Much

This collection of Fruit puns is udderly amazing! This is one of the best places online for puns about fruits – and they are clean and safe for all ages. Great for adult and kids We’re adding funny fruits puns all the time, so check back for new additions.

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Q: How do you make an apple puff?
A: Chase it round the garden!

Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry!

Q: What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
A: An outboard apple.

Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
A: It can look round. Apple #1: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Apple #2: Worms, I think.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.

Q:What is square and green?
A:A lemon in disguise

Q:Why did the banana go to the doctor? A:Because it wasn’t peeling well

Q:What do you call two banana peels? A:A pair of slippers

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers!

Q: How did Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them

Q: Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!

Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.

Q: Why did the lemon cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to be a lemon squash!

Q: How do you find a lost rabbit?
A: Easy. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q: Why did the passion fruit vine lose its passion?
A: Because its fruit fell off

Q : “What’s purple and huge and swims in the ocean?”
A: “Moby Grape.”

Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: Theworld’s best Sundae!

Q: What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A: A magnetic banana.

Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

Q: Why were the little strawberries upset? A: Because their parents were in a jam!

Q: If white wine goes with fish, what do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!

Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You’ve got appeal in bunches!

Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice

Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Q: Why don’t bananas snore?
A: Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Q: Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
A: Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a Date!

Q: What does an Orange sweat?
A: Orange Juice!

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Q:What can a whole Apple do that half an Apple can’t do?
A:It can look round!

Q:What did one Worm say to the other who was stuck in an Apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one, then!

Q:If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the Orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
A: None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all!

Q: What is a navy officer’s favourite fruit? A: Naval oranges.

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple!

Q: Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York?
A: She fell for the Big Apple!

Q: What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?
A: a waterfelon.

Q: What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
A: Pork rinds

Q: What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house?
A: A watermelon!

Q: Why Did The Tomato Blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing

Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: “You better catch up!”

Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.

Q: Why is a tomato round and red?
A: Because if it was long, skinny, and green, it would be a bean.

Q: Why is an orange so smart?
A: Because it CONCERTRATES!

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato paste!

Q: What did the pasta say to the tomato? A: “Don’t get saucy with me!”

Q: Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea !

Q: Why is life like ketchup?
A: Good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for.

Q: How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees?
A: Can them.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite Fruit?
A: Boo-berries

Q: How do you make a Strawberry shake?
A: Put it into the freezer until it shivers!

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
A: History – because it is full of dates!

Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A Ba na..na..na..na..na!

Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?
A: I’ve got you covered

Q: What reads and lives in an Apple?
A: A bookworm!

Q: How do you make an Apple turnover? A: Push it down hill!

Q: What Kind of Apple isn’t an Apple?
A: A Pineapple!

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana? A: Because it had appeal!

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Q: What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Q: What would you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers!

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: What’s yellow and writes?
A: A ball-point banana.

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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