These 70 Bug Puns Are Plucking Hilarious

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Hilarious Bug Puns

Q: How do you know you have tough mosquito?

A: you slap it and it slaps you back

Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking

Q: What type of bug bothers sporting dogs?
A: Ath-fleats!

Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder like a cow?
A: Milk and honey!

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant

Q: What was the spider’s favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!

Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?
A: St. Paddy long legs!

Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all of his uncles were ants

Q: What was the bee’s favorite film?
A: The Sting!

Q: Why do bees hum so much?
A: They do not know the words!

Q: What do you call “Tale of Two Mosquitoes”?
A: Bite-time story!

Q: What does a spider do when he gets mad?
A: He goes up a wall!

Q: What do insects learn in school?
A: Mothmatics!

Q: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
A: One is going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Q: Which doctors are like spiders?
A: Spin doctors!

Q: How do fleas travel?
A: By itch-hiking!

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee sneezing!

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

Q: What is more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What is a bee’s favorite book?
A: The Great Gats-Bee!

Q: What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A: Try putting a zipper on a mosquito!

Q: What is life like for a wood worm?
A: Boring!

Q: What is black, yellow, and covered in blackberries?
A: Bramble bee!

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear?
A: Buzzness suits!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!

Q: What do you call a bug that throws trash on the ground?
A: Bite-time story!

Q: How do you take an injured insect to the hospital?
A: In an antbulance!

Q: Are mosquitos religious?
A: They prey on others!

Q: What did one firefly say to the other when he left?
A: Sorry I have to glow now!

Q: What flies, bites, and talks in code?
A: A morse-quito!

Q: What has antlers and drinks blood?
A: A moose-quito!

bug puns

Q: How do you make a butterfly?
A: Throw butter in the air!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: Why were the flies playing soccer in the saucer?
A: They were playing for the cup!

Q: What kind of bees hums and drop things?
A: A litter bug!

Q: What do you call a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

Q: Why are mosquitoes so annoying?
A: They know how to get under your skin!

Q: What goes snap, crackle, pop?
A: A firefly with a short circuit!

Q: What can make a glow worm glow?
A: A light meal!

Q: What was the flea’s favorite book?
A: The Itch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy!

Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders!

Q: Who writes books for kid bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: What do you call 100 spiders on a tire? A: A spinning wheel!

Q: What did the flea say to the other after a night out?
A: Shall we walk home or take a dog?

Q: How do you start a bug race?
A: One, two, flea.. Go!

Q: What insect runs away from everything?
A: The flee (flea)!

Q: What did the mother worm say to her son when he came home late?
A: Where in earth have you been!

Q: How do you spot a modern day spider? A: Instead of just having a web, it also has a website!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive? A: She is throne!
A: The fumble bee!

Q: Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
A: To improve his bite!

Q: How do fireflies lose weight?
A: They burn calories!

Q: What is a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An elephant!

Q: Who was the bee’s favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!

Q: What is the most faithful insect?
A: A flea because once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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