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Cow Jokes For Kids
Q: Where Do Cows Go For Lᴜɴᴄʜ?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: Where do cows go on ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ?
A: Moo Zealand.
Q: How did the cow get to Mars?
A: It flew through udder space.
Q: Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
Q: He wanted her to hit the hay!
Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooote button.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: How do farmers count their cows?
A: They use a cowculator.
Q: Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
A: He was too much of a bully!
A: WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
Q: What do cows eat for breakfast?
A: Moosli.
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow
Q: What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
A: Cowboom.
Q: What Happens When You Talk To A Cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: What do you call the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains
Q: What would you hear at a cow concert?
A: Moo-sic!
Q: What did the calf say to the silo?
A: Is my fodder in there?
Q: What Do You Call A Cow Who Works For A Gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the news stand?
A: Cows-mopolitan.
Q: What do cows do while skiing?
A: Moo-Guls!
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues
Q: What do you find a gallery of cows?
A: The mooseum.
Q: What Do Cows Get When They’re Sick?
A: Hay fever!
Q: How easy is it to milk a cow?
A: It’s a piece of steak.
Q: What do you call a fight between two herds of cows?
A: A cattle battle.
Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.
Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat!
Q: What South American dance do cows like to do?
A: The Rump-a
Q: Which Sesame Street character do cows like most?
A: The cownt.
Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody’s herd.
Q: What game do little cows like to play?
A: Moonopoly.
Q: Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
A: He was too much of a bully
Q: What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: The moo-vies.
Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: The cow-boose.
Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It’s a place of udder delight.
Q: What was the cow’s favorite cookie?
A: Moooolasses.
Q: What game do little cows like to play?
A: Moonopoly.
Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He’s got no beef.
Q: What will a Cow love to play at parties?
A: Only the moosical chairs.
Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!
Q: Where do Russians get milk?
A: From Mos-cows
Q: Why don’t cows remember things you tell them?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?
A: A bulldozer
Q: Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
A: He wanted her to hit the hay!
Q: Why was the barn so noisy?
A: Because all of the cows had horns.
Q: What hair style is a calf’s favorite?
A: The cowlick!
Q: What does a cow read every morning?
A: A moo-spaper.
Q: What Happens When You Talk To A Cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!
Q: What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?
A: Beefaroni.
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself.
Q: Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
A: A moo-tel!
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Q: Why are cows so good at math?
A: They love to cownt.
Q: What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
A: Steer Wars.
Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
A: Holstaines
Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!
Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: In which state do you find the most cows?
A: Moo-York
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna
Q: What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
A: Old Moo Eyes!
Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.
Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
