Best Salt jokes

Best Salt jokes

the best salt jokes 😂 from all over the internet to make you laugh out loud

Best Funny Salt Jokes

Qué: What do you call fifteen-year-old salt?
A: A salt-teen.


Qué: What type of salt has the best vision?
A: Sea salt.


Qué: What did the salt say to his girlfriend?
A: Wow, you’re so-dium beautiful!


Qué: Why do seals live in saltwater?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze.


If there was tea that was made of salt
It would probably be salt-tea


Qué: Why does everyone add salt to their meals?
A: It’s sodium good.


Qué: Why did the neuron go to jail?
A: Because he was charged with a salt.


Qué: What do you do when you run out of salt for an experiment?
A: You get Mohr salt.


Qué: What kind of salt do gymnasts use?
A: Somersault.


Qué: ‪What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?‬
A: Seasonings greetings


Qué: What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A: An a-salt rifle


Qué: What do you call bacon with salt on it?
A: Salt and Peppa


Qué: Does anybody know any jokes about salt?
A: Na


Qué: What is the difference between an old light bulb and a pile of salt?
A: One is an incandescent. The other is Incan dessicant


Qué: What did the pepper say to the table salt?
A: Why you So-dium fine?


Qué: Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?
A: So they would end up with seasoned veterans.


I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.


Qué: Why does everyone add salt to their meals?
A: It’s sodium goooood


Qué: Why did the skeptic suffer from high blood pressure?
A: He was taking everything with a grain of salt.


Qué: What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
A: Cardiac arrest


Qué: What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A: A tu-na.


My head chef had his 10 year anniversary in work today. I put some salt and pepper on him. He’s a seasoned professional


Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. And one was a salted.


Qué: What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?
A: “NaCl ater.”


Qué: What are the four seasons?
A: Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.


Qué: What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
A: An Impretzel!

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