50+ Hilarious Pizza Puns That Will Make You Die Laughing

50+ Hilarious Pizza Puns That Will Make You Die Laughing

Are you a fan of Pizza? Do you like to laugh? So you have came to the right place! laughitloud made you a tasty list of Pizza puns! to share with your friends and die laughing! And before you go Do not forget to read some nice cheese puns.

Collection of Best Pizza Puns

1. dough you like pizza? of course you dough! come try our pizza dough,

2. My Hawaiian Pizza Is Burnt. They need to cook it at aloha temperature.

3. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat They really knead the dough

4. The pie that wins is the one that knows how to layer the Pepperoni.

5. When out on a date, the pizza told the topping, I never sausage a beautiful face.

6. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart and I crust you with all of my heart.

Best List Of Pizza Puns And Jokes

Q. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
A. Fold me clos

Q. What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
A. Pie hard.

Q. How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste

Q. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
A. I should have used aloha temperature

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it

Q. YOU WANNA PIZZA ME, TOUGH GUY?
A. At yeast let me to explain

Q. YEAH, I’M INTO FITNESS.
A. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth

Q. WHAT DOES THE MUSHROOM GET INVITED TO ALL THE PIZZA PARTIES?
A. Because he’s a fungi

Q. WHAT PIZZA DO DOGS EAT?
A. Puperoni

Q. WHAT DOES A PIZZA WEAR TO SMELL GOOD?
A. Calzogne

Q. WHAT KIND OF CHEESE TO HAIRDRESSERS LIKE ON THEIR PIZZA?
A. Perm-asan

Q. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
A. He ate it way before it was cool.

Q. .and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
A. “Hey now, don’t get saucy.”

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
A. Because he’s such a fungi!

Q. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A. A weir-dough

Q. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby

Q. Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
A. “No sir, it will be round!”

Q. Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A. He wanted to make some dough.

Q. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
A. Slice to meet you

Q. What did the Parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I am just too mature for you

Q. How do you get the Arizona State grad off your front porch?
A. Pay for the pizza

Q. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A. a piZZZZZZa

Q. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?
A. PUParonni

Q. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A. The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Q. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
A: Cheeses Crust.

Q. What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
A. My pizza jokes can’t be topped!

Q. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
A. You wanna pizza me?

Q. What do you call a song about people who love Chicago style pizza?
A. Truly, Madly, Deep Dish Pizza.

Q.What’s the difference between an Mel Gibson movie and a pizza?
A. Pizzas are good.

i hope you liked our collection of pizza puns, if you know some puns about pizza share with us in the comment section down below.

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