If you like ghost jokes then you will LOVE these Haunted ghost jokes by laughitloud These spooky ghost jokes are great for reading with friends and family. You will scare the living daylights out of your friends with these bone-chilling funny ghost jokes. These jokes is especially great for campfire sleepovers, and Halloween parties!
Now, get ready to be impressed by our collection of ghost jokes and puns which will have you rolling over on the floor.
List of the Best Ghost Jokes
Q: Why is the letter G scary?
A: It turns a host into a ghost.
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: You still believe in people!
Q: Why did the boy ghost whistle at the girl ghost?
A: Because she was boo-tiful.
Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A: Ghost Toasties.
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Do not spook until spoken to.
Q: What do ghosts eat for lunch?
A: Booloney sandwiches.
Q: How do ghosts stay in shape?
A: By exorcising regularly.
Q: What do you call a ghost with a torn sheet?
A: A hole-y terror.
Q: How do you know when a ghost is sad
A: He says boo-hoo boo-hoo.
Q: Why are ghosts so rich?
A: Because every shroud has a silver lining.
Q: What room is missing from a ghost’s house?
A: The living room.
Q: What did a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans-parents.
Q: What ghost did help Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit.
Q: Who greets guests at the door of a haunted house?
A: A ghost host.
Q: What do you get if you cross a rooster, a Cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A: A Cocker poodle boo.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: How do you boo, sir?
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: The day scare center.
Q: What do you call the person who speaks for a group of ghosts?
A: The spooks-person.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?
A: With a ghost writer.
Q: What do you call the ghost military?
A: The Ghost Guard.
Q: What kind of rocks does a ghost collect? A: Tombstones.
Q: Who wrote the books about haunted houses?
A: Ghostwriters.
Q: What patriotic song do ghosts like best? A: America the Bootiful.
Q: What messages do ghosts like to send? A: Chain messages.
Q: What game can you play on your phone to search for ghosts in the real world? A: Pokémon Ghost.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A: Sham-boo.
Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits.
Q: Why are ghosts so good at sports?
A: They have team spirit.
Q: What’s in a ghost’s nose?
A: Boo-gers.
Q: Why do ghosts hate the rain?
A: Because it dampens their spirits.
Q: Why did the ghost refuse to eat liver?
A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q: Are ghost parties fun?
A: Yes, they’re a wailing good time.
Q: Why did the policeman let the ghost go? A: He couldn’t pin anything on him.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite kind of horse?
A: A night mare.
Q: What kind of a street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead end.
Q: Why don’t ghosts like to perform on stage?
A: They’re afraid of getting booed.
Q: Where did the ghost get her hair done?
At the boo-ty shop.
Q: Why are ghosts in graveyards so noisy? Because of the coffin.
Q: What did the ghost say as he ran away from the vampire?
A: So long, Sucker.
Q: What does a ghost put on top of its ice cream?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: Why are ghosts cowards?
A: Because they’ve got no guts.
Q: How do you write a book about Halloween?
A: With a ghost writer.
Q: What did the mother ghost say to her children as they were getting ready for school?
A: Time to put on your boo-ts and shocks.
Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghosts’ best friend.
Q: What kind of shoes do baby ghosts wear? A: Boo-ties.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A: A boo-loney sandwich.
Q: What kind of injuries do ghosts get?
A: Boo-boos.
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin goblin.
Q: What do you call a ghosts mother and father?
A: Transparents.
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in.
Q: Why do not ghosts go out into the rain?
A: It dampens their spirits.
Q: Why was not the ghost popular at parties?
A: He was not much to look at.
Q: How do well-groomed ghosts keep their hair in place?
A: With scare sparay.
Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A: A terror-dactyl.
Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear?
A: A boo tie.
Q: What do you get if you cross a rooster, a Cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A: A Cocker poodle boo.
Q: What game do ghost kids play at recess? A: Hide and go shriek.
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the little ghost when they got in the car?
A: Boo-kle up your sheet-belts.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: They are mist.
Q: When does a ghost’s work week start?
A: On Moan-day. When a ghost’s work week end? On Fright-day.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite cold breakfast cereal?
A: Dreaded wheat.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-erry pie with eye scream.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What do the ghosts of gingerbread men wear?
A: Cookie sheets.
Q: How do ghosts keep their hair in place? A: With scare spray.
Q: Why aren’t ghosts green?
A: Because they’re boo.
Q: What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A: A poultry-geist.
Q: What airline do ghosts fly on?
A: American Scarelines.
Q: Where do high-fashion ghosts shop for their sheets?
A: Boo-tiques.
Q: Why are ghosts always cold?
A: You’d be cold too if you were wearing just as sheet.
Q: What do Australian ghost children play with?
A: Boo-merangs.
Q: What kind of ghosts live in skyscrapers? A: High spirits.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a silent owl?
A: Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot.
Q: What is a ghost’s of favorite fruit?
A: Boo-berries.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Erie Canal.
Q: Where do ghosts really go on vacation? A: Lake Erie.
Q: Where do ghosts go on a beach vacation? A: Mali-boo.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird?
A: A scare crow.
Q: What is a ghost’s second favorite bird?
A sea-ghoul.
Q: What you call a ghost who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: How do you get to the ghost apartments? A: Go to the end of the street and take a fright.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: Where do ghosts go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: What do ghosts wear in the rain?
A: Boo-ts and gouhl-oshes.
Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost soccer team?
A: The gouhl-ie.
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride?
A: Nightmares.
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: He did not have any guts.
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