Below you’ll find our collection of best deer Puns and jokes That you will not get fawned of, collected from various sources. if you have any deer puns which are not listed in this collection Do share with us in the comment section we will love to add it in this collection.
Best Deer Puns
1. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer. Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe.
2. After years of practice, I’ve finally mastered cloning deer. It’s a great way to make a quick buck.
3. If you see a deer with out antlers acting crazy dont try to eat it without cooking it first. Everyone knows you cant eat raw kooky doe.
4. To save a deer during the hunting season, you need to hang on for deer life.
5. once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe.
6. My uncle called my grandfather a deer when he let my antelope.
7. I walked into a store and noticed they were selling deer nuts for $1.25 Every other time I’ve seen them, they were under a buck.
8.My sister dressed up as a deer for Halloween. All my friends fawned over her
9. Did you hear about the deer that could not be convinced to go to the tannery? It kept screaming, “I will not be suede!”
10. All hunters in the town are actually very nice because they are such deer people.
The Best Deer Puns & Jokes
What’s a deer’s favourite game? — Buckaroo!
Why did the deer cross the road? — To prove he wasn’t a chicken
What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? — Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
What do you call a deer that can’t curse? — I don’t buckin’ know.
How do you see a deer behind you? — With hind-sight!
What do you call deer in space? — Star bucks.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?” — “No-eye-deer.”
What did the zoo keeper report when the Deers escape the zoo? — Zer-O Dear!
What is a deer’s favourite cake? — Doe-nuts!
What daya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes? — Ya got no-eye-dear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? — I have no I-Deer
Which animal loves wet weather? — A RAIN-deer!
Why dont stags by drugs? — Because they are too deer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? — Elka Seltzer
What do you call a deer with no eyes? — No-eye deer!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet? — Bambee
What do you call four female deer? — FO REAL DOE
Which side of a deer has the best meat? — The inside.
Whats the cheapist kind of meat? — Deer balls there under a buck!
How do you save a deer during hunting season? — You hang on for deer life.
