If you were looking for cheesy pick up lines to conquer a woman or a man who drives you crazy, here is a list of the funny pick up lines you’ll find anywhere on the internet. Enjoy and make your girlfriend or boyfriend enjoy with these short, beautiful and original cheesy pick up lines.
List Of Best Cheesy And Funny Pick Up Lines
1. Are you creativity?
Cause I don’t understand you, but you make life beautiful.
2. If you were the wind, I’d want to be a kite
3. If you are down here 🤔 then who is running heaven.
4. I am lost can u help me? I have been looking all over for your number
5. My love for you is like pi
Its never ending
6. Are you a toaster
Cause I wanna go take a bath with you
7. Are you my appendix? Cause you’re giving me funny feelings in my stomach and make me want to take you out
8. Are you a camp fire because your hot and I want s-more.
9. Whatever you do, don’t go in the frozen food aisle!
Because you’ll melt EVERYTHING!
10. R u a school because I want to shoot kids inside u
11. Tie your shoelaces
I don’t want you to fall for anybody else.
12. Help me with my algebra
Replace my X and don’t ask Y
13. Me: You look a lot like my first wife.
Her: First? How many times you’ve been married?
Me: I’ve never been married
14. I think I’m a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you
15. hey I just read this book about you but I couldn’t bring myself to put it down
16. are you a door cause your aDOORible.
17. You: I called Spotify to complain
You: You weren’t listed as the hottest single of 2018
18. Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!
19. are you a campfire? Because your smoking hot.. .
20. Are you 600+ grit sandpaper?
Because you extra fine.
21. Hey can you be a door handle, because with you we will open some new doors
22. Are you the sky? Because I like to stop and stare at you for a while.
23. Boy: Are you a cop?
Boy: Ok, well now I know you’re not gonna arrest me but I’m gonna act nervous anyway
24. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night.
25. Are you jam? Cause I would like to spread you and enjoy your goey goodness.
26. Are you a table? Cause I could use you for every meal of the day.
27. I’m normally a coffee kinda guy, but you’re definitely my cup of tea ☕
28. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
29. Are you a navy ship? Because you look like you know how to handle sea men.
30. Hey girl, I may not be in the kkk
But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.
31. Are you a tree? Because your one of the reasons I can breath.
32. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
33. Boy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet
Girl: no there is not
Boy: oh sorry I can’t forget U R A Q T
34. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
35. Are you a monster? Because I search for you in my room.
36. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
37. I woulda been like “Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink.” and when she asks why, I respond with “Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
38. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
39. Is your body from McDonald’s cause I’m loving it
40. Are you a door? Because I would like to open you up and get inside
41. Do you have a map? because Im getting lost in your eyes
42. Im not a photographer, but I can picture us together 😉
43. I never believed in angels.. Until I saw you.
44. You can fall from the sky, fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is to fall for me
45. When I see you, I can see my whole world right before my eyes.
46. Baby Your So Hot I Went On Yahoo Answers To Get Pick Up Lines For You
47. Me: Hey can you hold something for me?
Me: MY HAND
She: damn….that was….wow…..wtf.
48. Are you the sun? Because you always manage to brighten up my day
49. Im scared of ” x ” Because I never want to be yours.
50. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?
51. Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.
52. Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you, I smile.
53. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
54. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running on my mind all day
55. My love for you is like the ocean, you can see it begin, but you won’t see it end.
56. Do you have any raisins?..no?..how about a date?
57. Like if you liked any of these 😀 Who knows I might do more
edited Here’s more ;D
58. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
59. Is there an airport near us? Or is that just my heart taking off?
60. Ever since I met you, I laugh harder, cry less, and smile a lot more. You’re really special to me 🙂
61. Are you water? Because I can’t live without you.
62. Even if a million artists worked for millions of year, their art would never be as beautiful as that smile on your face on the day I first said, ” I love you ”
63. Your voice and laugh are my favorite sounds
64. My heart is perfect.. Because you’re inside 😉
65. To me.. Home is when ever I’m with you.
66. You’re not going to be my number one! You’re going to be my only one
67. You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life ;D
68. Are you a tazzer ? Because you are a stunner.
69. Are you the high way? Because I could ride you all over.
70. I’ll give you a 9 out of 10 because i’m the one you need.
71. go up to a girl and say r u Mary Jane cause I wanna be ur Spider-Man.
72. Are you monopoly? Because I could play with you for hours.
73. I would love to buy you a drink but I’m afraid I’d be too jealous of the glass.
74. Are you vitamins? Because I need a daily dose of you.
75. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
76. Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine because u looking like a snack.
77. Are you a lake? Because I would like to take a dip in you.
78. Are you a balloon? Because I would like to fill you up until you pop.
79. Are u Google
BECUASE YOUR EVERYTHING SEARCHING FOR.
80. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
81. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
82. Is your name WiFi cuz I’m feeling a connection
83. Are you a curtain? Because if I opened you up I could get a good view.
84. Are you ketchup? Because I could use you on my dog.
85. Boy: guess what superhero I am
girl: super man iron man
Boy: your man.
86. Are you A1 steak sauce? Because I need you on my meat.
87. Are you an alarm clock? Because you the reason I wake up.
88. Are you a floor? Because I need you for the foundation of my house.
89. Are you a roller coaster? Because you going up and down looks like a fun ride.
90. Are you a mouth? Because with out you I am speechless.
91. Are you a backpack? Because I would like to stuff you with my junk.
92. Are you the sun? Because I would like to bask in your raidience.
93. Are you an egg? Because I would like to crack you open and eat you up.
94. Boy:are you my lab
Boy:cause i lab(love) u
95. Are you a field? Because I would liketo graze on you.
96. Me: “How much do you weigh?”
Me: Because I’m about to pick you up.
97. I’d take u out to the cinema but they won’t lemme in with snacks lol
98. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for
99. Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: idk how much?
Me: Enough to break the ice,
100. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
101. Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that’s just your sparkle.
102. You can add me to your cart anytime; I’m free with every purchase.
103. Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
104. I’ve got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.
105. You’re like my asthma. You just….
take my breath away.
106. Your ass is a mountain
and I wanna explore it
107. Hey baby, are you a BarBQue? Cuz I wanna slap my meat across yo grill.
108. Wow, I didn’t know you’re an electrician
Coz you just gave me sparks with those pair of beautiful eyes
109. Wanna know why they call me the twin towers?
because i fell for you.
110. Are you a Goldfish?
Because you look like a snack that smiles back.
111. If we were on a race team, you’d be the driver and I’d be the crew chief
I’ll make sure you finish first
112. Eyy baby do you like trains?
Because i like trains
113. Hey girl do you like tacos? Coz if you do, I don’t wanna taco bout it
114. Let me treat you to dinner because I’d bet someone else is treating you wrong
115. Hey girl are you a flashlight ?
Because you guide my way
116. Your legs are like Oreos…
I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
117. Are you a spy? Because I bet you would perform well under-covers.
118. If you’re a turtle
call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me
119. Can you help me with a problem? It’s X+U=25
I think X is 15 because U are a 10
120. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve…
got fine written all over you.