Q: Whats the first joke any father tells?

Q;How do you get a squirrel to like you?

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

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What does a bee use to brush its hair?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

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What do clouds wear?

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

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Q: Whats the first joke any father tells?

Q: Whats the first joke any father tells?

A dad joke.

A dad joke.

Q;How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Q;How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.

Act like a nut.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

What does a bee use to brush its hair?

What does a bee use to brush its hair?

A honeycomb

A honeycomb

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

Nacho cheese.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

An impasta.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time

A waist of time

What do clouds wear?

What do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Thunderwear.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam.

Dam.