Best Baking Puns 1. Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up. It helps you rise 2. The thought of baking scares me It’s just too whisky 3. My mate lost his toes in a baking accident Now he lactose 4. I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once. No one man should have all that flour. 5. Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!! 6. I once entered a baking contest, but am ashamed to admit I cheated. I entered the contest multiple times because I really wanted to win, but no bun in ten did. 7. Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand stop, drop and roll. 8. Wife keeps saying baking is difficult. Finally tried my hand at it It was a piece of cake. Related: Best Water Puns 9. I'm quite insecure about my home baking skills, though people kept complimenting me on my home made bread. "Thanks" I said "I kneaded that" 10. My brother was never successful at baking homemade bread. All he ever did was loaf around. 11. My wife was asking where the baking sheet for pizzas was. I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away." 12. Baking on Easter Sunday Crust is risen! Hallelujah!. 13. I'm bad at 2 things: Baking and making puns but I'll try my best to make you loaf. 14. I have a super secret baking recipe for bread Unfortunately it's on a knead to dough basis Baking puns And Jokes 1. What does bread do after it's done baking -- Loaf around. 2. What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato? -- About 140 calories. 3. Why doesn't bread like warm weather? -- Things get Toasty! 4. What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? -- Buches baked breans. 5. Why are baking recipes so secretive? -- They're on a knead the dough basis. 6. What did hitler get for his 6th birth day? -- A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven 7. What do you call holy bread? -- Jesus Crust! Related: Sock Puns 8. What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? -- A baked potato. 9. What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake? -- Bicarbonate of Yoda. 10. Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? -- The relationship was crumbling. 11. Why was the baker in a panic? -- He was in a loaf or death situation. 12. What did the toast say to the psychic? -- You bread my mind! 13. Why did the baker give a bad review to the hotel? -- The hotel was infested with bread bugs. 14. Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? -- To make them even more basic. 15. Why does bread hate summer weather -- Because summer heat can get too toasty. 16. What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend? -- You deserve butter. 17. When is a loaf of bread like a golf ball? -- When it has been sliced. 18. Why was the loaf of bread upset? -- His plans kept going a rye. 19. What do you call a flying bagel? -- A plain bagel. 20. What songs do bread loaves hate? -- The golden moldies. 21. What’s the best thing about a bread joke? -- It never gets stale.