Knock Knock jokes for kids can illuminate even the moments of tension in the group. These short hilarious knock knock jokes, mainly revolve around situations in which a person knocks on the door, encounters a question from someone already inside and answers with a play on words. Even though there are no doors involved, timing, representation and, most important of all, the play of words involved adds to the humor quotient of the Knock Knock jokes.
We all tell silly jokes sometimes, we just can’t get enough of them. Some of these knock knock jokes are strictly for kids, while some are for everyone and we also have ones for adults. Although these jokes might seem silly, but they are very funny indeed
These were some of the most popular clean Knock Knock jokes for kids and adults alike. Although these jokes are very popular in various parts of the world, they are established nationwide in the United States, Canada, France, South Africa, Ireland, Australia and the United Kingdom. These silly jokes are very popular in all regional languages.
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knock knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos, who?
A mosquito!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee, who?
Norma Lee I wouldn’t trouble you, but I really need in!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I̎d̎a̎.
I̎d̎a̎, who?
No. It’s Idaho.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran, who?
Iran off when I realized this was the wrong house!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ȉs̏ȑȁȅl̏ȉ.
Ȉs̏ȑȁȅl̏ȉ, who?
Ȉs̏ȑȁȅl̏ȉ hot out here; open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
T͚h͚e͚o͚d͚o͚r͚e͚.
T͚h͚e͚o͚d͚o͚r͚e͚, who?
T͚h͚e͚o͚d͚o͚r͚e͚ is locked. Let me in.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
R̤e̤p̤e̤a̤t̤.
R̤e̤p̤e̤a̤t̤, who?
Who, who, who, who …
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire, who?
Wire you asking me this?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
S̤t̤o̤p̤w̤a̤t̤c̤h̤!
S̤t̤o̤p̤w̤a̤t̤c̤h̤ who?
S̤t̤o̤p̤w̤a̤t̤c̤h̤ you’re doing and open this door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
C̤a̤n̤o̤e̤.
C̤a̤n̤o̤e̤, who?
C̤a̤n̤o̤e̤ answer the door, please?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
O̤w̤l̤s̤.
O̤w̤l̤s̤, who?
You’re right; O̤w̤l̤s̤ do hoot.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
J̤a̤m̤a̤i̤c̤a̤n̤.
J̤a̤m̤a̤i̤c̤a̤n̤, who?
J̤a̤m̤a̤i̤c̤a̤n̤ me crazy with these knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
D̤i̤s̤h̤e̤s̤.
D̤i̤s̤h̤e̤s̤, who?
D̤i̤s̤h̤e̤s̤ how I talk since I lost my teeth!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
y̤ṳl̤e̤!
y̤ṳl̤e̤, who?
y̤ṳl̤e̤ never know until you open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
L̤e̤t̤t̤ṳc̤e̤!
L̤e̤t̤t̤ṳc̤e̤, who?
L̤e̤t̤t̤ṳc̤e̤ in and we’ll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
H̤o̤w̤l̤.
H̤o̤w̤l̤, who?
H̤o̤w̤l̤ you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
C̤h̤i̤c̤k̤e̤n̤.
C̤h̤i̤c̤k̤e̤n̤, who?
Just C̤h̤i̤c̤k̤e̤n̤ to see who’s in there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
S̤a̤d̤i̤e̤.
S̤a̤d̤i̤e̤, who?
S̤a̤d̤i̤e̤ Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little g̤i̤r̤l̤.
A little g̤i̤r̤l̤, who?
A little g̤i̤r̤l̤ who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
H̤a̤t̤c̤h̤.
H̤a̤t̤c̤h̤, who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
R̤a̤t̤
R̤a̤t̤ who?
R̤a̤t̤-a-tat-tat
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
N̤o̤b̤e̤l̤.
N̤o̤b̤e̤l̤, who?
No bell—that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
K̤e̤n̤y̤a̤.
K̤e̤n̤y̤a̤, who?
K̤e̤n̤y̤a̤ get me a soda? I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
M̤a̤x̤.
M̤a̤x̤, who?
M̤a̤x̤ no difference—just open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
P̤o̤o̤p̤.
P̤o̤o̤p̤ who?
HAAA made you say poopoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
G̤l̤a̤d̤y̤s̤.
G̤l̤a̤d̤y̤s̤, who?
G̤l̤a̤d̤y̤s̤ the weekend—no homework!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
W̤o̤o̤d̤e̤n̤ shoe.
W̤o̤o̤d̤e̤n̤ shoe, who?
W̤o̤o̤d̤e̤n̤ shoe like to know!
Knock knock
Who’s there
I̤m̤a̤
I̤m̤a̤ who
I̤m̤a̤ gonna tickle you
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfred.
Alfred, who?
Alfred the needle; you tie the knot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah, who?
Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten, who?
Quit kitten around and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come!
School Knock Knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤b̤e̤.
A̤b̤e̤ who?
A̤b̤e̤ C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤h̤m̤e̤d̤.
A̤h̤m̤e̤d̤ who?
A̤h̤m̤e̤d̤ a mistake, give me an eraser.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken p̤e̤n̤c̤i̤l̤.
Broken p̤e̤n̤c̤i̤l̤ who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
D̤o̤o̤r̤
D̤o̤o̤r̤ who?
Do-your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I̤o̤n̤a̤.
I̤o̤n̤a̤ who?
I̤o̤n̤a̤ brand new school bag!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤.
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤ who?
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤ time for school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
S̤p̤e̤l̤l̤.
S̤p̤e̤l̤l̤ who?
W-H-O
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
T̤a̤m̤a̤r̤a̤.
T̤a̤m̤a̤r̤a̤ who?
T̤a̤m̤a̤r̤a̤ is another school day. Yuk!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
W̤a̤r̤n̤e̤r̤.
W̤a̤r̤n̤e̤r̤ who?
W̤a̤r̤n̤e̤r̤ lift to school?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
W̤h̤i̤t̤c̤o̤m̤b̤.
W̤h̤i̤t̤c̤o̤m̤b̤ who?
W̤h̤i̤t̤c̤o̤m̤b̤ first, the chicken or the egg?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤d̤a̤m̤.
A̤d̤a̤m̤ who?
A̤d̤a̤m̤ up 2+2=4
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Slope.
Slope who?
Slope ups should stay on the porch.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
3.14
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Z̤e̤r̤o̤e̤s̤.
Z̤e̤r̤o̤e̤s̤ who?
Z̤e̤r̤o̤e̤s̤ as fast as she can, but the boat doesn’t move.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤.
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤ who?
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤ body going to open this door?
Food Knock Knock jokes for kids
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
B̤e̤a̤n̤
B̤e̤a̤n̤ who?
B̤e̤a̤n̤ a while since I last saw ya!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ice c̤r̤e̤a̤m̤ !
Ice c̤r̤e̤a̤m̤ who ?
Ice c̤r̤e̤a̤m̤ if you don’t let me in
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
P̤e̤a̤s̤
P̤e̤a̤s̤ who?
P̤e̤a̤s̤ pass the butter!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
A̤p̤p̤l̤e̤.
A̤p̤p̤l̤e̤ who?
A̤p̤p̤l̤e̤ on the door but it won’t open.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
P̤e̤t̤e̤.
P̤e̤t̤e̤ who?
P̤e̤t̤e̤-za delivery!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B̤a̤n̤a̤n̤a̤ !
B̤a̤n̤a̤n̤a̤ who ?
B̤a̤n̤a̤n̤a̤ split so ice creamed !
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
B̤a̤r̤b̤i̤e̤.
B̤a̤r̤b̤i̤e̤ who?
B̤a̤r̤b̤i̤e̤ Q Chicken!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
A̤l̤v̤a̤.
A̤l̤v̤a̤ who?
A̤l̤v̤a̤ nother piece please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
B̤r̤o̤c̤c̤o̤l̤i̤?
B̤r̤o̤c̤c̤o̤l̤i̤ who?
B̤r̤o̤c̤c̤o̤l̤i̤ doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
E̤g̤g̤!
E̤g̤g̤ who?
E̤g̤g̤cited to meet you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
D̤o̤n̤ṳt̤!
D̤o̤n̤ṳt̤ who?
I D̤o̤n̤ṳt̤ know!
You tell me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
J̤e̤l̤l̤y̤.
J̤e̤l̤l̤y̤ who?
Jellycopter
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who’s there?
P̤e̤a̤s̤.
P̤e̤a̤s̤ who?
P̤e̤a̤s̤ to meet you.
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who’s there?
M̤ṳf̤f̤i̤n̤.
M̤ṳf̤f̤i̤n̤ who?
There’s M̤ṳf̤f̤i̤n̤ the matter with me. I’m doing fine!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
C̤a̤r̤r̤o̤t̤.
C̤a̤r̤r̤o̤t̤ who?
Don’t you C̤a̤r̤r̤o̤t̤ all about me?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you doing?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
K̤e̤t̤c̤h̤ṳp̤.
K̤e̤t̤c̤h̤ṳp̤ who?
K̤e̤t̤c̤h̤ṳp̤ with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock Knock jokes About Animals
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
c̤a̤t̤!
c̤a̤t̤ who?
“c̤a̤t̤ me outside, how bout dat”
Knock knock
Whos there?
S̤c̤o̤o̤b̤y̤ dooby doo
S̤c̤o̤o̤b̤y̤ dooby doo who
Now you get where im coming from lol
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤l̤l̤i̤.
A̤l̤l̤i̤ who?
Alligator, that’s who!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B̤a̤r̤b̤a̤r̤a̤.
B̤a̤r̤b̤a̤r̤a̤ who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some b̤ṳn̤n̤y̤.
Some b̤ṳn̤n̤y̤ who?
Some b̤ṳn̤n̤y̤ has been eating all my carrots!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Öẅl̈s̈
Öẅl̈s̈ who?
That’s correct, Öẅl̈s̈ who!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
K̤a̤n̤g̤a̤
K̤a̤n̤g̤a̤ who?
No, Kangaroo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A̤m̤o̤s̤
A̤m̤o̤s̤ who?
A̤m̤o̤s̤ quito just bit me, boo hoo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
G̤o̤a̤t̤
G̤o̤a̤t̤ who?
G̤o̤a̤t̤ to the door and find out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
G̤o̤r̤i̤l̤l̤a̤!
G̤o̤r̤i̤l̤l̤a̤ who?
G̤o̤r̤i̤l̤l̤a̤ me a cheese sandwich.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
H̤a̤n̤s̤!
H̤a̤n̤s̤ who?
H̤a̤n̤s̤ off my kitten!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
H̤ṳg̤h̤
H̤ṳg̤h̤ who?
H̤ṳg̤h̤’s a good dog? Me, right?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
P̤ṳs̤s̤!
P̤ṳs̤s̤ who?
P̤ṳs̤s̤-ibly the awesomeowest cat ever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
B̤o̤w̤.
B̤o̤w̤ who?
Not “B̤o̤w̤ who!” “Bow wow!”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
C̤a̤t̤.
C̤a̤t̤ who?
C̤a̤t̤ you understand!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
C̤a̤n̤d̤y̤.
C̤a̤n̤d̤y̤ who?
C̤a̤n̤d̤y̤ cow jump over the moon!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
L̤i̤o̤n̤.
L̤i̤o̤n̤ who?
L̤i̤o̤n̤ on the front porch. Let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
D̤i̤n̤o̤s̤a̤ṳr̤.
D̤i̤n̤o̤s̤a̤ṳr̤ who?
D̤i̤n̤o̤s̤a̤ṳr̤s don’t go who, they go ROAR!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
G̤o̤o̤s̤e̤.
G̤o̤o̤s̤e̤ who?
G̤o̤o̤s̤e̤ who it is!
Knock Knock jokes About Games
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
W̤y̤n̤a̤ṳt̤
W̤y̤n̤a̤ṳt̤ who?
W̤y̤n̤a̤ṳt̤ come out play!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
K̤o̤a̤l̤a̤!
K̤o̤a̤l̤a̤ who?
K̤o̤a̤l̤a̤ Duty Black Ops 4
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
P̤i̤k̤a̤c̤h̤ṳ.
P̤i̤k̤a̤c̤h̤ṳ who?
Let me take a pick at chu.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
W̤i̤i̤! W̤i̤i̤ who?
It’s time for a wii-match.
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
O̤c̤e̤l̤o̤t̤!
O̤c̤e̤l̤o̤t̤ who?
Noobs ask a lot of questions.
Knock Knock jokes About Names
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤n̤i̤t̤a̤.
A̤n̤i̤t̤a̤ who?
A̤n̤i̤t̤a̤ a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤d̤a̤m̤.
A̤d̤a̤m̤ who?
A̤d̤a̤m̤ my way – I’m coming in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤.
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤ who?
A̤n̤n̤i̤e̤ body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A̤r̤t̤h̤ṳr̤.
A̤r̤t̤h̤ṳr̤ who?
A̤r̤t̤h̤ṳr̤ any more knock knock jokes coming?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B̤e̤n̤.
B̤e̤n̤ who?
Been waiting out here for ages so let me in.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
D̤o̤r̤i̤s̤.
D̤o̤r̤i̤s̤ who?
D̤o̤r̤i̤s̤ locked that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
H̤a̤r̤r̤y̤.
H̤a̤r̤r̤y̤ who?
H̤a̤r̤r̤y̤ up, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤.
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤ who?
J̤ṳs̤t̤i̤n̤ time for Christmas cookies!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
L̤ṳk̤e̤.
L̤ṳk̤e̤ who?
L̤ṳk̤e̤ and see who it is!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
O̤l̤i̤v̤e̤.
O̤l̤i̤v̤e̤ who?
I love you, too.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
P̤h̤i̤l̤i̤p̤.
P̤h̤i̤l̤i̤p̤ who?
P̤h̤i̤l̤i̤p̤ up my cup I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
W̤a̤n̤d̤a̤.
W̤a̤n̤d̤a̤ who?
W̤a̤n̤d̤a̤ door opens, I’ll stop da knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
W̤e̤n̤d̤y̤.
W̤e̤n̤d̤y̤ who?
W̤e̤n̤d̤y̤ today; cloudy tomorrow.
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
B̤ṳt̤t̤e̤r̤.
B̤ṳt̤t̤e̤r̤ who?
I B̤ṳt̤t̤e̤r̤ not tell you.
